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do not go gentle into that good night

be a bit of a bitch about it

I keep drawing penis...

there's something wrong with this tarot deck

hate it when I'm eating and my stomach starts growling

if you could wait a fuckin second man big changes are coming I promise

(a bell rings, reminding me of previous times i have eaten) these memories are so good… might as well salivate. it’s my choice.

I replied to your message in my head several days ago did you not get it

lackluster is such a sick own like dude youre not even shiny at all

Funniest thing I’ve seen on tiktok are those sigma male boys getting mad that American psycho was written by a gay man and going “well I like fight club better” buddy I’ve got some world ending devastating news for you

[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories

remembering that time i got drunk and told a guy he looked like a wrought iron gate

he didnt respond to my observation. just sorta stood there

... much like something else i know of

bro. we need to fuck, bro. for the narrative, dude. for the progression of the hero’s journey, homeslice. we need to bone nasty. no homo or anything it’s just for the character development. yeah we need to cuddle afterwards. for the narrative, man.

your life is not meaningless, you just haven't seen the sea in a while

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