i was born to be a beautiful lady but instead life turned me into a ghoul

it's so insane when you encounter another full grown adult who does the "actually swear words are juvenile/annoying/indicative of low intelligence" thing unironically. how are you in your 30s and still a hall monitor

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

I just love to be grabbed!!!! Like yes, grab my face to make me pay attention!!!! Grab my hair while you’re kissing me!!! Grab my thighs!!!! Grab me!!!!!!