Mild Manny

Policeman: Let’s see, that’s uh, one TV, a stereo, one leather jacket, a VCR and a computer…is that ‘bout it?

Elaine: Answering machine.

Jerry: (disappointed) Answering machine. Oh, I hate the idea of somebody out there returning my calls.

Policeman: What do ya mean?

Jerry: It’s a joke.

Policeman: I see…Well, mister Seinfeld uh, we’ll look into it and uh, we’ll let you know if we uh, you know if we find anything.

Jerry: You ever find anything?

Policeman: No.

Jerry: Well, thanks anyway.

Policeman: You bet.

Elaine: I didn’t get that joke either.

Jerry The crook has the machine. The messages aren’t for him.

He’s the crook: why would he answer… How did you get in here?

George: walked in, your lobby door is broken again.

Hal: Here we go. Yes, I win. I finally beat you in a video game. In your face, Malcolm, in your face!

Malcolm: Dad, the goal of video golf is to get the fewest points.