i hate it when it feels like a character has been designed specifically for me to like them . because then i do like them and it feels like i walked straight into their trap
oh my god! someone put it into words!!!!šš

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i hate it when it feels like a character has been designed specifically for me to like them . because then i do like them and it feels like i walked straight into their trap
oh my god! someone put it into words!!!!šš

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due to personal reasons, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
this is so me atmĀ
Thereās been a giant influx of popular twitter users and Youtubers getting outted for preying on children, and I want to take the time to tell minors in online communities that adults should not under any circumstances be trying to become romantically involved with you.
They should not be trying to send you pictures or receive pictures of you.
They should not be sending you sexual art or writing.
They should not be sexting you or engaging in sexual roleplay with you.
They should not be trying to meet with you.
A grown adult legally or ethically cannot date you.
This is called āOnline Child Exploitationā ( while it extends to actual child exploitation media, online grooming also counts ) and it is grooming and it is a crime.
It doesnāt matter if the Age of Consent in your state or country is under 18, it doesnāt matter if youāve never met in person, it is illegal and theyāre committing a crime.
Legality aside, an adult should never be showing interest in dating or sleeping with a minor. Itās fucking gross and itās weird and theyāre taking advantage of you.
I'd like to add that these adults generally don't hold any power over you unless you give it to them. Don't be afraid to say no, be rude or block them. If they threaten you with suicide, they're not going to do it, no one is going to commit suicide over not getting nudes from a minor. Even so, it wouldn't be your fault. If they threaten you with sending their followers/subscribers after you, remember that it's not really a good look on anyone to send a lot of people to bully a child. You don't owe these people anything, not your time, not your compassion and certainly not your body.
if i die and my significant other doesnāt create a new reality in which i lived and where we do domestic shit and raise kids and absorbs anyone who threatens our new life into the reality because a life without me is so empty and devastating that they cant handle it,,, i dont want them.

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Do yOU EVER JUST SEE A REALLY ATTRACTIVE PiCTURE OF YOUR FAVOURITE CHARACTER AND YOU JUST
This is so me right now, LOL!
Updates
Sorry I havenāt posted in awhile but college has been really stressful. Iām still not sure when I am going to get something out but I promise have not completely abandoned this page! Itās just so hard for me to spend time on fics when at any moment my grades could be destroyed, lol. Thank yāall for all the likes Iām still getting on old posts and I hope to get some new stuff out soon.Ā
In Cedric We Trust HIGHLIGHTS!!1!
Theres no major spoilers but whatever
Cedric trying to seduce impress Roland with his knowlegde
That woman in the back checking out Cedric while he is having an emotional breakdown.
That guy who runs and bumps into Sofia and Cedric while yelling āDID SOMEONE SAY PUDDINGā Is my spirit animal
The pudding guy feeling bad afterwards :((
*Circle Of Life starts playing*
āDraw me like one of your french girlsā
This
I just had to reblog this, lol!!
CEDRIC TAKE OFF THE ROBE
Dear god yes!!! Thank you and goodnight yāall ššš

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iāve discovered that it is possible to already identify as bi and stillĀ be confused about things. do i like this gender over that gender more? do i only like this gender more on someĀ days? do i like femme girls or masculine girls or girls in between, or all of them? same for boys? why is everyone so attractive to me? why are only so few people attractive to me? these are all questions i actually ask myself every day and iāve found (for myself) that (a) it is okay to ask those questions and (b) it is also okay to never answer them
reblog this and put the age you realised you were not straight in the tags
So, this is the first time I have stepped out of my safety closet so here it goes...
The Ball (Cedric x reader)
Word count: Around 1,700
warnings: fluffy fluff fluff, and idk, they kiss? LOL
Reader pronouns: he/him
Plot: You just got hired to work as a waiter in the castle. (Iām crap at summaries, lol)
Authorās note: This was a request from @pap3r-fl0w3rs . It was my first request ever and I about fell out of my chair when you gave it to me, lol! Thank you so much for asking! I enjoyed writing this so much (even if it took forever for me to finish it, lol). Hope yāall enjoy it!!
The Ball
You were so excited. Itās the first day of your new job at the castle. You had seen an ad in the paper by chance about a waitering job. You didnāt ever think youād actually get it, but next thing you knew, Baileywick was giving you an interview for the position. It had been a rough few days though. You had to move all your stuff up to the castle by noon yesterday. You were unpacking till 3am. Even though you were sleepy, it was worth getting the extra things done before getting started on your real job.
Orientation started at 8am and lasted till 5pm. Yes, 9 hours of sitting in a plastic chair listening to a gray old man rant about policies was tiring. The only good thing that came out of it was meeting a new friend.
āHey, can I sit here?ā A blond, slender young man asked. He had his arms crossed and looked rather uncomfortable.
āOf course,ā you grinned, trying to seem as friendly as possible, āIād love to have the company.ā
He sat down quickly. āThanks,ā he paused then leaned in next to you. āAre you nervous?ā he whispered.
āOh yeah. Iām shaking,ā You laughed, lifted your arm up to show him.
He looked comforted by your agreement.
āYeah. So, whatās your name?ā
āIām y/n, what about you?ā
āIām Tyler, I came from the village.ā
āSo did I! Where at?ā
You two continued talking till the lecture started. After, you walked out into the ball room to begin setting up.
Forks, napkins, plates, and tablecloths were flying everywhere. It was a race against the clock to get everything ready for the big night. Before the actual event started, you had to get changed into something more formal.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Running back to your room, you ripped open your wardrobe to find an outfit. The castle staff had certain clothes you were able to wear for formal events, and since this was going to be one of the biggest balls of the year, you had to follow this exactly. Grabbing your newly ironed, black pants, you slipped them on along with your white button up shirt. You ran your belt through the loops and slapped on your suspenders. You were about to run out the door when you remembered your bow. Grabbing it out of your drawer, you snapped a raven black bow around your neck, fixed your collar, and ran for it.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā When you got back to the ballroom hall, you took a left into the employee doors. Fixing your hair, you tried steadying your breath and walked into the kitchen, trying not to appear too winded.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āOnce the royal sorcerer sets off the ceremonial fireworks, we will begin serving drinks. We will not start bringing out food of any sort until 11pm. Alright, letās get ready.ā The manager of the serving staff shouted over the clanking of pots and pans.
ā¦
āEveryone, Iād like to thank you for being here,ā The King began, standing on the golden ballroom stage.
Your heart was wildly pounding. This was it. This was your big chance to impress the King and staff by how well and efficient you could work. You could actually learn to love this job and living in Enchantciaās castle would just be the cherry on top. Roland continued on and you were zoned out until you heard the word āfireworks.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āMy wonderful royal sorcerer, son of Goodwyn the Great and Winnifred the Wise, also known as Cedric the Sensational, will be lighting the ceremonial fireworks with magic this year.ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā As the crowd cheered, you saw a figure stepping out behind the curtain. He was average height and had dark hair. You could see he was wearing a long, plum robe with a large, floppy bowtie. His light bangs swayed as he walked up to center stage and his narrow shoulders were slightly scrunched together. Shaking, he took out his wand and said something quietly.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Within seconds, lights spewed from every corner of the room. The Enchantcian colors filled every eye and the guests cried out with joy. One, then two, then the whole room began to applaud in the fireworksā honor.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Even though the room lit up like a candle, and the fireworks were clear and bright, the only thing you could focus on was that still-shaking man on the stage. You could see him running back and forth, making sure everything was going as planned. He looked to the King with his eyebrows raised and eyes big. King Roland gave him an approving nod in return, and you saw Cedric stand up a little taller. He was adorable.
You noticed him look your way. You caught his glace and locked eyes with him. His eyes were kind and full of a questioning look. You felt your cheeks heat up and you put your hand to your face to hold back a giggle. Suddenly, the fireworks began to crack and rumble.
āCedric! What is going on?ā The king yelled over the crowdās fearful screams.
āI-nothing, sir! Let me fix it!ā
You were horrified and ran to the backroom.
Once you got there, Tyler noticed your concerned look and the way you were gripping the table.
āDude, are you okay?ā
You looked up with a pale face.
āYeah! Why wouldnāt I be?ā
āFirst off, you look like youāve seen a ghost. Second, you were running for your life.ā
You looked up at him.
āWell,ā you hesitated, āI was looking at the royal sorcerer and- ā
āWait, like looking like āoh, heās lighting off fireworksā, or looking like āoh, that guyās really sexyā?ā
You felt your cheeks heat up again and Tyler laughed.
āItās okay, we all think people are hot. Okay, now go on.ā
āOkay, well, I was checking him out when he looked back at me. We made eye contact for a minute then the fireworks started going nuts.ā
āOh,ā Tyler paused, āwell, maybe he got distracted by you.ā
āWhat? No-I mean-heās so him and Iām just a server. We donāt even know each other.ā You laughed nervously.
āSo? You should try to talk to him.ā
āTry toā¦okay, I will.ā You said, nodding your head.
āGood luck.ā
Next thing you know, youāre out serving to the guests.
ā¦
You continued to serve guests for around an hour. You reached a group on young women and waited until they had stopped talking to politely interrupt.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āHello, would any of you care for some drinks?ā You asked, trying to sound as polite as possible.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā They all looked at each other and smiled. As conversations normally go, two went to reply at once. This stopped both of them from replying and led them to get into a quiet āgo aheadā āno, you go aheadā fight until finally they all started too giggle, and all declined the offer. You were about to walk away when you heard footsteps behind you.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āH-hello, Iām Cedric.ā
Your shoulders stiffened. Turning around, you saw the same man that was on the stage a few hours ago.
āHello,ā you answered, āmy name is y/n y/l/n.ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Cedric stared at you for a moment before saying anything. That moment felt like it lasted a year. His eyes were tightly fixed on yours as you began shifting.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āAre you the same man that was standing by the servantās doorway? During the fireworks.ā
āYes, I am. I didnāt know if you saw me or not. I was just-um-I thought,ā you paused, unable to formulate your sentences correctly. He was so handsome, you had to try your hardest not to get too lost in his looks. āI thought you looked very attractive up there and I guess I was just staring.ā You laughed, regretting how forward you had been.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Cedric looked shocked.
āYou thought I looked- ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āYeah.ā You cut him off, sighing.
āY/N! Why arenāt you serving guests? Go back to your job!ā You heard your supervisor yell, marching over to you.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āIām sorry, sir. I was just- ā
āI could fire you over this!ā He shouted, giving you a menacing scowl.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āPlease, Iāll get back to work right away- ā
āActually,ā Cedric interrupted, āI think heās done enough work for the night.ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Your supervisor shot Cedric an infuriated look.
āCedric, he is my employee, he was employed to work for me.ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Cedric cocked his head.
āYes, I understand that, but I am above you in my services to this kingdom, so I think you, in a way, are my employee.ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āCedric- ā
āSo that being said, you are letting him off for the rest of the night. Understood?ā He asked, lifting an eyebrow.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āFine.ā The supervisor said, waving his hands in the air and walking off.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā You didnāt know what to say. You just stood there, frozen in time.
āMr. y/l/n, would you care to dance?ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā You smiled.
āIād love to.ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā The night was filled with dancing and talking. You began to get to know the sorcerer quite well.
You had guided Cedric out the door towards the gardens by the end of the 2nd hour of the morning. The two of you broke apart and you decided to walk towards the beautiful greenery.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Walking along, you noticed his hand down at his side as you two walked.
āCedric,ā you said in a questioning tone.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āYes, y/n?ā
āCan I hold your hand?ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Cedricās eyes widened.
āIf youād like to.ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Without waiting another minute, you reached down and slid your hand around his. It was a weird feeling. You didnāt expect his gloves to feel cold and apparently, they were made of leather.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Finally reaching a lush, secluded place, you stopped walking and looked up at Cedric.
āSo, is it just me or is there something between us?ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā You laughed nervously.
āWell, I donāt know,ā you slid your arms around his waist, āyou tell me.ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Cedric leaned in closer to you, pressing his body against yours.
āIt would seem that maybe the two of us have some kind of- āhe was cut off when you closed the gap.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā A soft kiss began, slowly continuing as you lifted a hand up to meet his cheek. You felt him shift, repositioning your other arm to wrap around his neck. Things began to heat up when you opened your mouth to see how heād react. He was hesitant as first but gave in to letting your tongue enter.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā A few minutes had passed, and now you two had found a spot on the ground, you are hovering on top of him.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Breaking the kiss, you looked into his hazel eyes and smiled.
āI think this should become a new habit of ours.ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā He leaned up to kiss you again.
āI believe thatās a wonderful idea.ā
Ā Authorās note: so funny story. I donāt have someone to read any of my fics before I post them. This one meant a lot to me, so I decided Iād try my best not to have so many problems with my misspellings and grammar. To help make sure it flowed, I decided to turn on the read aloud setting on my document (I use Word to write my fics), and it was read to me in such a choppy, dry voice I was laughing my head off the whole time! Think of the most boring teacher reading a Cedric x reader fic! I think Iām gonna use it more often. It helped with the flow, but it also gave me a little happiness in the middle of these trying times. Love yāall! Hope you liked this!
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā I want to post again soon, but honesty I donāt know when. I had a few things in the works that I really couldnāt connect to. I have new ideas, but I havenāt even written outlines yet
Iāve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:
IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.
1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.
2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? Itās the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.
3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word āsuicide.ā
4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, āPass the URL of the blog on to us.ā
5. Type in the userās URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.
TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USERāS LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.
Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isnāt a joke, and neither is someoneās life. If you didnāt know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.
why on earth doesnāt this have more notes
I actually had to do this once. She lived.
if you scroll past this on your dash you are absolutely heartless.
Reblog this!! This can save somebodyās life!
reblog.
help.
do not scroll down.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF ANYONE SCROLLS PAST THIS WITHOUT REBLOGGING I WILL LITTERALLY FIND THEM AND GIVE THEM A LECTURE
may I just update this?
see the little thing that says help?
Donāt ever scroll past this post. FUCKING NEVER SCROLL PAST!!!
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Anyone know where it is on mobile ???
You report the user, choose āsomething elseā, scroll down and choose āsuicide or self harmā
DO NOT SCROLL DOWN
REBLOG TO LITERALLY SAVE A LIVE
PLEASE REBLOG
Please donāt scroll past this post, you could save someoneās life.
SAVE A LIFE
this. reblogging this on my largest blog for yāall to see this
You can also do this on Android mobile.
Scroll to the top of the post
Click the three dots in the top right corner of the post.
When the menu pops up, click Report Something Else
Then choose Suicide or Self Harm Concern.
Sorry this aināt my usual content. But this is important.
I will post soon, but this is very important
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Pride flag ghosties~!
This is so cute and true!