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"oh ryland. only you would cry over a bunch of rocks."

the WHY CHEAP ART? manifesto

PEOPLE have been THINKING too long that ART is a PRIVILEGE of the MUSEUMS & the RICH. ART IS NOT BUSINESS ! It does not belog to banks & fancy investors ART IS FOOD . You cant EAT it BUT if FEEDS you. ART has to be CHEAP & available to EVERYBODY . It needs to be EVERYWHERE because it is the INSIDE of the WORLD. ART SOOTHES PAIN ! Art wakes up sleepers ! ART FIGHTS AGAINST WAR & STUPIDITY ! ART SINGS HALLELUJA ! ART IS FOR KITCHENS ! ART IS LIKE GOOD BREAD! Art is like green trees! Art is like white clouds in blue sky ! ART IS CHEAP ! HURRAH! Bread & Puppet Glover, Vermont, 1984

Lesson #23 Digestion

And with certain only very certain rocks that contain carbonate minerals, specifically limestone, chalk, and marble, can be dissolved by weak acids. So this is mostly for comedic purposes.

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Lesson #22 spit

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Lesson #19 Throw pt.2

Cause pt. 1 was kinda eh here is another

Credit to whomever came out with shaded stick figure Rocky I couldn’t find the og creator

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Lesson #15 Ossification

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Lesson #14 Flexibility

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Lesson #10 dreams

By popular demand here is one about dreams!! I’ll definitely do more about specific aspects of sleep since it’s such a huge biological difference!!

Thank you everybody for the countless ideas in the inbox!!

Lesson #6 Omnivores?!

This goes for minty things similarly btw. Like the spice and mint are chemicals that are supposed to protect the plant from being eaten!

Also I’m sorry I haven’t been replying to the “ask me anything” inbox I’ll get to it eventually promise!!

Lesson #5 cell growth/ re-growth

Rocky is supposed to be that one Toby Maguire meme btw

Again sorry for any (past/now) grammar errors. ALSO huge thanks for the people giving me ideas and correcting me!! I do truly love learning about biology facts so if you have any always fell free to share!!

Lesson #4 buoyancy

For those interested specifically it is:

• Freshwater: ~ 1.00 g/cm3

• Seawater (Saltwater): ~ 1.025 g/cm3

• Average Human Body: ~ 0.985 g/cm3

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Lesson #3 touch: Humans biggest Organ!

I have so many more plans for this! I’m so happy people like it!

“Lesson #2 endurance: persistent Hunting”

I headcanon that Eridians, tho fast sprinters, haven’t evolved to be long distance runners because of their cardiovascular system. So seeing a human run easily for more than a couple of minutes freaks them out.

Also Huge Thanks for all the love on my last post!! I’ll definitely be making this into a series!!

“Lesson #1 how far can humans see”

@deltatxt made this into a fanfic!! It’s awsome!! Go check it out!! Blinking in the starlight

Lesson #28 finger pruning

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