Admiral Gorb

Oh those poor souls

FUCKING ASSASSINATE THE FIRE

b e g o n e, HOT

at least 2 of the disciples are behind it too apparently 

my little brother came into my room and told me that there was water all over the bathroom floor so i got up and grabbed a towel and ran into the bathroom to find all of my water energy pokemon cards sprawled out on the floor this kid is 5 fucking years old and he got me

THIS POST IS TWO YEARS OLD NOW. MAX IS 7. IT DIES DOWN FOR LIKE HALF A YEAR AND THEN SUDDENLY IT KICKS BACK UP AGAIN I HATE THIS POST 

If I’m not supposed to like villainous characters why are they always the best dressed 

mostquito on my monitor bastard im typing at you

There once was a singer of old, Who then broke away from the fold, He won’t give you up, He won’t let you down, In a word you have been limerick-rolled.

How dare you make me read this with my own two eyes…

Genius.

walked past a group of older women leaving the synagogue as i was heading in and just heard one of them saying “lesbians are the chosen people”

YOU???? YOU. YOU STOLE MY JUMPER.

i DROVE you HOME in my OWN CAR because i LOVE you and THIS is the thanks i get

I was feeling really upset in my car before and decided to turn on the radio and when I did it was playing FUCKING DESPACITO

That’s so sad universe play despacito