Carly

as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine

The fucking that old man website when someone actually fucks that old man

Tumblr is stuffed to the brim with 18-25 year olds who talk endlessly about being a hole for old men and have a heart attack the second a consenting adult is in a relationship with an old man

tumblr is, if anything, the Appalachia of social media...easy to get lost, sparsely populated, out of the loop with fast-moving modern trends. Attached to tradition. Close-knit communities. Believe in "talk shit, get hit." Everyone is doing their own thing in their own obscure little holler. Prone to pulling the most inventive turns of phrase you've ever heard out of nowhere. Somebody's always starting a racket. We sometimes repel outsiders with much aggression. Lots of talk about hell and damnation to be found. Everybody tends to forget about us for some reason

What is pirating media but the moonshining of the internet

"using sex toys in bed means im Not Enough to satisfy on my own" "my partner owning and using sex toys means im not good enough and its almost cheating" is such a wiiiiiiild mindset in general like i cant imagine living like this. well you see when you take your girl out on a date to a restaurant the food that shes eating and enjoying is food that someone else made, not food that you made. so its someone else satisfying her. why didnt you cook this for her? you paid for someone else to be making your girl feel good and you know you cant compare. might as well let her go to the staff area so she can give everyone a handy. cuck.

People say “phase” like impermanence means insignificance. Show me a permanent state of the self.

holy shit this quote changed my life about four years ago. so crazy that this just resurfaced. i’m really happy.

Truly devestating news.

be sad not. more bird divorce, more bird freedom. no unhappy bird marriage. bird carol whole new woman. taking bird art class and going on bird date. happy for bird. be sad not. :)