The town sheriff

Howdy, stranger. I ain't got the knack like some folks to gussy up this here introduction, so let's just cut to the chase, y'hear?

Well, I'll be, I'm radqueer-adj, propara and punk.

We're also the law 'round these parts, and if you ain't fond of me or happen to be one of my did-wrongers, that's just gonna make things mighty complicated for ya.

Well, hush my mouth, ain't gonna jaw on about this all day.

Gender apathetic nonbinary girlboything. Any/All pronouns. Single. Uninterested. You can call me sheriff since I haven't decided on a name yet.

Completed report: Asks.

Newspaper at your door: 💛🩷. Caelicio. 🌻🪲. 🛹🎸. 🐇(🥕). 🍼🧼. 🧁🐇. 🫧🧊. 🦌. 🩰. 🐁. 🌴🌼. 🐾🩸. 💙🐶. 🕰️. 🪖🩹. 🌿🐾. 🍋‍🟩🐏. (claimed emojis)

Activity may vary due to changes in front and real-life events.

I ain't got much libido, see, and I'm a service [blank], that's how I reckoned this out.

Hey there to you too.

I reckon I love that spirit, I've been fixin' to shake things up 'round here for a spell now, and well...

I miss you, come back online so I can keep you.

Much obliged for sharin' your thoughts. Once you quit fixin' on how things 'oughtta' be, a whole heap of new ways to see this world gonna open right up to ya.

Now, ain't quite that. I'm hopin' I can say this right without offendin' Entity's feelings, but I'm on that aro spectrum, and having and keepin' up feelings for folks is just plain hard on me.

Perhaps if you spent more time working on developing a personality and mannerisms that others wouldn't find repulsive, you wouldn't have to hunt domtops as if they were a rarity.

Y'all want a laugh? If them folks had known me back when I was a little critter, I'd've been their prime target.

I was a clumsy, awkward mess, glasses, braces, orthopedic shoes, and short as a shrub 'cause I grew slow. Plus, I was a real nerd and queer as a bell.

You know when they quit? The minute I busted one of 'em right in the nose.

Thank you for letting me know.

It's sad, it's pathetic, and it's frustrating that some beings find it justifiable to harass others simply because they are so miserable and insecure that if they don't dare to talk to their favorite blogs, nobody will.

Remember folks, you don't know me. What's your favorite thing about me? It could be a big lie. How could you know?