THE EMPEROR'S NEW GROOVE (2000) PROMPTS
* Â assorted dialogue from the film, adjust as necessary
oh, is that hard to believe?
is this really the best you could do?
check out this piece of work.
i'm here because i received a summons.
word on the street is you can fix my problem.
the drinks were a bit on the warm side.
okay, i admit it. maybe i wasnât as nice as i should have been.
do you really want to kill me?
so is everything ready for tonight?
i thought weâd start off with a soup and a light salad, and then see how we feel after that.
weâre about to go over a huge waterfall.
all right. a quick cup of coffee.
but what does that have to do with anything?
youâre sort of confusing me.
how did you get back here before us?
by all accounts, it doesnât make sense.
i never liked your spinach puffs.
ah. should have seen that coming.
you know what, you could have told me that before i set it up.
now you stop being hard on yourself. all is forgiven.
itâs not the first time i was tossed out of a window, and it wonât be the last.
what can i say? iâm a rebel.
i canât believe this is happening!
are you kidding me? this is hand-carved mahogany.
couldnât pull the wool over your eyes, huh.
why did i risk my life for a selfish brat like you?
i was always taught that there was some good in everyone, but, oh, you proved me wrong.
he didnât pay his check.
this is the last time we take directions from a squirrel.
yeah, like that would ever happen.
will you take a look at this?
oh, is that hard to believe?
just thought iâd give you a heads up.
what do you mean the doorâs stuck? try jiggling the handle.
youâre the criminal mastermind here, not me.
itâs my birthday gift to me. iâm so happy.
hey, it doesnât always have to be about you.
uh, he doesnât really wanna talk to you.
hey, did you see that sky today? talk about blue.
our moment of triumph approaches!
oh, heâs doing his own theme music.
iâm so glad i was unconscious for all of this.
youâre not just gonna let him die like that, are you?
donât listen to that guy.
if it were me, iâd march right back there and demand to see him.
believe it or not, i think i need a bath.
maybe iâm just new to this whole rescuing thing, but this, to me, might be considered kind of a step backwards.
what is this guy babbling about?
iâll be sure to tell him you stopped by.
i gotta go wash something.
anything sounds bad when you say it with that attitude.
let me guess, you have a great personality.
thanks for going back on your promise!
how long has that been there?
someday youâre gonna wind up all alone, and youâll have no one to blame but yourself.
hmm. donât know, donât care. howâs that?
for the last time, it was not a kiss.