Sir Orange of Quarters

Scientist Decides To Play God And It Turns Out Great

Alien Matriarchy Sustainable Without Men In Positions of Power After All

Alien-Human Relations Not Used As Metaphor For European Colonialization/Imperialism

Alien Babe Has Incompatible Genitalia and Is Also Uninterested In Fucking You

Racially Diverse Crew All Make It Back From Mysterious Supposedly Uninhabited Planet Alive

Our very frustrated and confused DM (via crystalandrock)

Kendra shows Carter her boobs 

Forcible Karaoke 

Another game of monopoly that absolutely won’t be violent this time, 50% probably won’t be, a hard 30%, at least 10% not gonna be violent

Mick: Well if Kendra’s taking her top off I think we should all take our tops off Kendra: I’m not- Sara: Let him finish

Stein: maybe we could scan his brain and find the block, and using neuroscience- [All boo and throw paper balls]

A musical number

Mick: What if we just punch him until his brain restarts Rip: You mean kill him Len: You can’t prove that

No holds barred, brass knuckles, Kansas City rules edition game of Mario Kart

Sara: what if Kendra and Ray bone in front of him and we’ll see if he gets so jealous and/or into it that it fixes him Kendra: no Ray: let her finish

Sara: what if Kendra and I bone Kendra: …in front of Carter? Sara: sure

we force him to sit in a circle with us while we do a bunch of uncomfortable icebreaker activities like it’s our first freshman floor meeting