Cawless Crow

This is not satire.

I don’t have to make sense this is my blog

Real.

Bro is just sitting there watching the sand like it's gonna do anything besides fall. Go binge a show or something, you silly phantom.

I respect the loophole

He better bring snacks

When the garden looks delicious....

They are fighting over the last piece of garlic bread.

Happy Halloween, my spookys and lovlies

So gross that this is happening for real

This is my DnD group

Me when I see dill pickles

Read, you fucking idiots. Read more!

If your sword isn't at least a little bit gay, then you can't ride to battle with us. Go sit in the monastery or something and leave the fighting to the fun people.

Same! Come back, little flutter! Be my friend, tiny tweetling!

Fair point! Wonder Woman costume it is!

Girrrrrrl