they dont tell you this but you carry your upset younger self in you like a parasitic twin

many women are excited to get old and weird, but i have great news that it's fully possible to become weird now, before you get old. just imagine the heights of weirdness you will be able to reach in fifty years if you get started now. that's what I think

You guys would like my posts a lot more if you had my exact life experiences and internal monologue

hey does anyone know why they did that to me

it is funny to hear that wikipedia is apparently losing site visits to AI because let me tell you wikipedia is not losing site visits from me I am all up in that bitch 24/7 I am reading her down like an enemy I am on wikipedia like white on rice

the world is very scary lets all hold hands and huddle in a cave

being vulnerable and admitting I don't understand a reference

no it really is that summer time sadness

Still a hopeless romantic after all this time. Very insane of me.