post from cave

deeply autistic irish homonid 2 hours the first party was invented: haha yeah this is great guys im just gonna go get some more nuts and berries real quick..

i would like to think if cavemen had phones they would also take pics of every sunset and say hey look at bird i saw yesterday. photo of perfectly roasted mammoth leg. grog take long long walk grug show you vacation photos. look lizard i see in different place. even if you could just google a pic. the one you saw is better.

Neanderthals probably had insane pull. They were like “I am taking care of my grandma since she hurt her foot. Look at this beautiful cave painting I made.” and early modern humans were like “You are so refreshingly compassionate and make beautiful art. Your stocky frame, huge head and chinlessness have seduced me. Let’s interbreed and create offspring that will have unique autoimmune problems for thousands of years to come.”

Grush 5'4" and single just saying

I gotta say it's a bit wild that one of the only things we can reliably say about prehistory is that there were obese women in it.

Do kids today even understand why podcasts are called podcasts?

Well, you see, kids, almost twenty years ago Apple produced a portable audio player called – wait, I need to go back further.

Okay, so in the 20th century, the new inventions of radio and television were known as broadcast media – no, wait, that’s not really the start either –

Broadcasting originally refers to throwing, or casting, handfuls of seeds onto prepared ground, typically used with grain crops, which, uh –

– the Agrucultural Revoution, which begain circa 10,000 BC in the Levant, was when humans began preserving seeds for replanting –

First brick at stonewall

You know how some people talk about timeless themes in literature and you kind of low-key think they're full of shit? Sometimes they're not.

neolithic poisons >>>> tombs and empires