chloe

i am NOT fucking letting tiktok teens be nostalgic for fucking aeropostle, skinnybrow, mandatory hair straightening 2007-2010 fashion, we literally rock bottomed in every fucking regard in those years

excluding the dance music which fucking ruled for no reason

*playing uno* me: my pussy, my rules friend: wha- me: and you can’t use that draw four card on me. that’s one of my rules

this why we need stuff like hamilton

what the FUCK does that even mean

eve was a girlboss for eating that fruit. adam was a himbo for doing what his wife said. i will not elaborate

you literally do not need to queen you said it loud and clear

politicians be like “i would never wish death upon anyone. instead i actively participate in ensuring they die”

Sounds like scorpios to me… it’s me, I’m scorpios

i promise you this is so much deeper than mercury being in gatorade like people are dying there are actually real world consequences here

Holy shiiiiit. This just saved me so much time.

i forgot so much important stuff when i first went to college lmao

Omg this is great