You Can't Handle My Strongest Potions

i want. a cicada on one arm and a crayfish on the other

tattoos i mean. i’m not like, taking a couple of invertebrates out on the town

the rule of eating him is whenever you see it you have to say eating him

eating him

thank you eating him

My salary is so shitty 😒

have you tried the bbq ranch chicken salad from Wendy’s?

OMG I THOUGHT THAT SAID SALAD

Just a reminder that Frederick Banting, discoverer of the process to synthesise insulin, sold the patent for $1 because it was so important to him that it be widely available and easily mass produced. Yes, you should be angry.

bi women are women who like men in a gay way. wont elaborate

and bi men are men who like women in a gay way. dont ask questions