every mage needs a cat.

the legally blonde mentality isnt just for law students. u can bring that attitude with you into every field of work. be the whimsical force of positive change. wear that neon outfit. snaps for us all.

this post was inspired by my boss telling me she couldnt "take me seriously" in a pair of dinosaur print overalls. sorry i have two degrees and a dope wardrobe. you dont need to take me seriously but You Will Take Me.

OP's an inspiration. bring on the whimsy movement!

t shirt that says I MISS EVERYONE I WAS EVER FLEETINGLY CLOSE TO SO MUCH THAT IT KILLS

do you guys remember when we googled something and we would get results that were actually related to the things we searched

in the age of repression and purity culture, getting more perverted is the only morally correct course of action

they should make a substance to abuse that has no consequences

One thing about me is that I stand by everything I’ve ever said in my whole life #myunshakeableconviction. Except the things I don’t #mytransientnature

Literally amazing that there’s a predator that goes “mrrp” and you’re allowed to have one in your house

(emerges 3 hours later covered in blood) i figured out what emotion i was feeling

they gotta start shooting divorced white men over 50 on sight when they land in thailand or the philippines

coworker who has shot me with a water pistol twice today asked me “did you ever watch k-pop demon hunters,” i said “no,” he said, “do you watch Anything,” i looked up towards the ceiling briefly before looking back at him & saying, “no,” he said, “all i can picture, is you, in a corner of a room, staring at a wall,” i said, “yeah”