bang bang.

The dogs face is like ‘yeah that’s right hoe, he with me now, I’m in YOUR spot, sleeping in YOUR bed, with YOUR man. And there’s nothing you can do about it.’

True definition of a side bitch

😂😂😂 y'all childish

And the little wave too 😂

i’ll stop dressing in black when they invent a darker colour

finally something to match my soul

If you haven’t seen this, it’s actually so black that if they made clothing out of it, it would just appear as though there was a photoshopped hole where your clothing is.

finally i can become the void

swimming pools are so weird man we dig holes in the ground and fill them with liquid we cant breathe in and then spend an hour or so at a time trying not to drown in it

this is my most reblogged post this isn’t how I want to be remembered

Best thing I’ve seen all day

The white hoes

I died

Lmao I’d listen. Not buy but download it hell yea

Electoral Tokes

FT. 2 TERMZ LMFAO

“impeach me” im dying

coooool

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

“I’m so hungry I could eat a horse”

“I’m so hungry I could eat a small child”

I’m surprised how fast this post went from measuring pasta to cannibalism.

how much is car insurance

What if Peter Pan was just an asshole, and had kids jump out of windows, making Neverland a coma dream?

Peter Pan originally was an angel of death that held kid’s hands when on their way to heaven (Neverland). That’s why they never grew up. All those kids were dead.

Where the fuck did that gif come from

The lion king bloopers

lmaooooooo