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If, according to Kanye West, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches, and if, according to Lil Wayne, bitches come a dime a dozen, it means that one good girl is worth $8.33 USD (2015).

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I need the equation you used for this

I hate this website

This could be a SAT question

when u get to hell & realize it’s Lit

disrespectful

I would have retired after that

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Legendary

Don’t you drop that alcohol.

That would definitely be me. Drinks be hella expensive at theme parks and shit. 

Please and thank you

Or how many women they’ve assaulted, slandered, lead on for sex.

Maybe if they had an app like this, they’d be able to actually find the damn clit

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THING IVE SEEN ON THIS STUPID WEBSITE

Aubrey Plaza - Photoshoot  Nylon Magazine

Parenting at its finest

If you can balance an education, a part time job, a social life, watching multiple tv series at once, seeing your family and your eyebrows look good, you’re on some witchcraft for sure.

The Coven is real.

These pumps, crafted by Mexican designer Lucita Abarca, caused quite a stir at a recent Sixth Borough fashion show. These crystalline high-heels were grown by Wyrm’s Pass artisans, deep below the Rocky Mountains, using a mixture of firebird ash, waters from the springs at Paradiso, and a variety of secret ingredients, rumored to include Australian fire opals and powdered moonstone. The result of using the firebird ash become immediately recognizable when the heel of the shoe is dragged backward across any dry surface, as it creates an impressive streak of magical fire which can be accurately aimed with a little effot. Ms. Abarca said she wanted a shoe that made a statement, and that statement was “Any bastardo brujo catcalling me on La Plaza de Sangre better be ready to dose his huevos, you know?” 

This is so fuckin metal