This Wonderful World.

JEFF

no sideblogs, we chaotically cram our personal posts, aesthetic posts, and 800 hyperfixations into one blog like men

At your military wife’s house washing my hair with your sons calming bedtime baby shampoo

Where else can i get sentences like this

when a centaur needs to go faster he slaps his own ass

delete this

I love how the monkey from Aladdin is just called “Dad” if you translate “Abu”

are you telling me that he calls the monkey “daddy”

By Allah, not on this post you don’t

yo

More and more people are just starting to say fuck a poker face

lmaooo

they looked at each other like, this bitch 😂

I friggin lost it when they looked at each other.

SNORT

also longest government shutdown in history !! in case we forgot !! lost the popular vote by over three million votes !!

😍😍😍

America has a fucking gun problem and anyone who says otherwise is a fucking moron

It’s not that we have a gun problem, it’s that we have a violence and mentally ill problem.

no, you have a gun problem. Every country has violent and mentally ill people but these things don’t happen in any other country at anywhere near the frequency and deadly-ness

this “bon appetit” meme has turned into some sort of bizarre telephone game where each incarnation sounds more and more different than the original. in what way does “bon appetit” sound like “osteoporosis”

i don’t know but it’s cracking me up every time i even think about it

bon appetit -> bone apple teeth -> bone ??? ??? -> osteoporosis