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17.12.18

The Scranton Republican, Pennsylvania, July 30, 1934

*Check your Sun and your Moon sign*: Aries:“I’m chill and I will fight whoever tells me otherwise.” Taurus:“I don’t like this drink” *2 min later* “give me more” Virgo:“I hate alchol, I only drink tea; Long Island Iced tea". Gemini:“I wanna talk to my mirror in private.” Cancer: “Leave me alone: I need to meet some old friends. *whispering* “They’re aliens.” Leo: “I want to be seen as a rude cinnamonroll.” Libra:“I put the word “king” in “King Kong". ” Scorpio:“Maybe we’re always drunk and only when we drink we’re sober.” Sagittarius: “I really don’t care if all the people die, ecxept for dogs”. Capricorn: “I’m dwelling with this drink.” Aquarius: “I bet my tears will taste like tequila tomorrow”. Pisces:“No estoy borracho.” (I’m not drunk, in spanish) but he was drunk and he doesn’t speak spanish.

2017 resolution: be more like Cher.

SHIT. THEY FOUND ME. #toomeirl

Winners of Best Acting Ensemble, Naomie Harris, Ashton Sanders, Mahershala Ali, Alex R. Hibbert and Janelle Monae pose for a portrait during the 2016 Critics Choice Awards on December 11, 2016 in Santa Monica, California.

Taurus, Cancer, Virgo, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces

Okay but what’s even more badass about Teen Vogue is that the editor in chief is a black woman. Her name is Elaine Welteroth and she is the second black woman to hold this title within the company and is also the youngest. So expect some more ugly truths to be told with Teen Vogue because they are not fucking around. There will be no sugar coating with them, there will be no “giving trump a second chance”, the editor-in-chief is a black woman and she will make sure this particular media outlet spits the truth. 

(Lily’s also an editor at Teen Vogue.)

i’ll be honest i’m not even sure half of these are vines but here we go