lawful tired

Does the ‘was’ entail you already have?

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I have searched everywhere for this I almost thought I hallucinated it

hello….

power move: put the fbi agent watching you through a series of endurance tests. stay awake for 72 hours. put obscene images over your webcam. chew gum really loudly next to your mic. they may have wiretaps but by god they won’t have peace

i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out

you call it “really bad at darts”, I call it freestyle acupuncture

Sir I’m going to have to ask you to leave the bar

i am both the concerned mother and idiot baby of the friend group like i will hound everyone for not wearing jackets in the cold and i’ll keep snacks 4 ppl in my bag but they have 2 stop me from trying 2 chug an entire bottle of cîroc 

chaotic neutral mom friend

The red lighting really makes this

thank u lighting design is my passion

Why is this me

james charles is just twink ted cruz

me, flirtin: we should go antique shopping