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MY STUPID FUCKING CAT WONT STOP TRYING TO TOUCH THE BEEHIVE

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he keeps trying to tunnel into my pocket like a rat

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Local creature gets stuck.

She's fine she's just not smart.

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step one: be extremely depressed during covid-19 quarantine

step two: in your diffidence, leave many half-drunk glasses of water around your apartment

step three: your cat, who is stupider than any other mammal on earth, living or dead, starts drinking from your many abandoned water cups

step four: the cat now believes these are for her

step five: years later, you keep a glass of water on your bed side stand. not such a strange sight. however, it is the cat's glass of water. she loves it. she drinks from it, she sleeps beside it on the bed next to your pillow to jealously guard it from harm, she cries when the level gets too low and she can't cram her little head in far enough to reach the water. when overnight guests are there you have to explain that even if they are parched in the night, they don't wanna drink the glass of water, because that is the cat's glass of water.

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you know how easy it was to get this picture? i picked her up, smooched her on her little head, put her down on the bed facing it, and she went "!!!! ooomye glase ofwater🥰" and started slurpin

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i tried to tell her she's famous now. she licked me

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i got my cat one of those giant hamster wheel things so she could entertain herself then i showed her how it worked by putting her on it and spinning it slowly then faster then as fast as possible. and the good news is that she looooves her wheel. she just loooves being a hamster cat. but the bad news is that she doesn’t know how to use it solo so she will sit by it and scream until i spin the wheel for her. and if i dont go fast enough shell scream some more. so im hunched over this big wooden wheel turning it like igor and my cat is running so fast that shes panting like a dog and if I slow down even a little she’ll go MEEEOOOWWWWW and i frankly think I need to join a union or something. that bingus has no respect for me.

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27 seconds of willabee angry at a leaf outside asmr

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Trials and travails of my seventeen year old cat

My cat: Oh, woe and horror! The accursed recliner has trapped my claws with its insidious wiles! As i cannot remember that my claws are in fact retractable and that this is a noted feature of felis domesticus, I will wail my grief unto the heavens and lament the thing my life has become!

Also my cat: STOP TOUCHING MY FUCKING PAWS THAT IS A FORBIDDEN TOUCH I WILL FUCK YOU UP YOU WANNA GO? YOU WANNA GO? COME ON IF YOU THINK YOU'RE oh, wow, not stuck anymore. Weird. Okay.

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