utter trash

#confirmation that The Good Place is millennial culture™

Fitbits are just like Tamagotchis, except the stupid little creature you have to keep alive is yourself.

meanwhile on Starkiller Base

okay but waking up in the middle of the night to soft rain and knowing you’ve still got hours to sleep, when you’re toasty warm and comfortable & sleep has made you forget all your worries and responsibilities and u go back to sleep feeling as content as ever

me, experiencing the sudden anguish that comes with living: alright

fuck summer i want it to be dark and misty and frigid and october

Welcome to my performance of Hamilton where I play all the characters while also trying to sing the background vocals

Worst and most surreal time of the week is Sunday afternoons when you’re like hyper aware of your insignificance and nothingness there has to be a name for this phenomenon

@gentleman-caller

I love this game so much