Sarcasm. The coward's lie.

that’s spinach, baby

congrats it’s a bat

[delighted bat noises]

Is that kitty wearing a photo of himself?

If childbirth is soooooo hard then why don’t u just lay eggs like everyone else u fricken morons

a snail is a worm gone mad

this literally changed my mood 180°

IT’S FACE WHEN IT POPS

every time I reblog this my sister sends me a message to the effect of “thank u for reposting that cat video on your tumblr i have seen it so many times but it delights me every time because their paws are so gentle and graceful”

they say the human body is 70% water. youll be 100% water by the time im done with you.

Wh….. what are you going to do to me…..

The struggle. The uneven tear. The cat fucking stomping the chocolate getting it everywhere. This video has it all.

Im fucking crying

what did i just read

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM