Dr. Jackson Wake, feline.

How does a cat wear clothes?

Wasn’t man’s biggest enemy himself?

Or at least that’s what an eighth grade literature book would define as one of the three major conflicts in some overrated narrative like The Man and the Sea.

In short, Jax wasn’t having of those emotional conversations with some darker version of himself. He was surprisingly missing out in all the fun? Chaos? Whatever it was this island usually threw at him. Rather similar to The Man and the Sea, his own epitome of suppressed emotional conflict was anticlimactic.

“I-’Im sorry b-but do you think we could at least d-debate a little?”

“...”

“I couldn’t say the same about you, stranger.”

“I finally don’t have to keep the door open and worry about getting stabbed!”

Generally, it can be pretty cute whenever Jax goes into ‘kitty mode’. Even though it can be cute, a small troop of chicks following him is not what the old feline needs at the moment.

Twittering? Mangos? Fruity telephones? What’s nex-

“Hey!“ He sternly scolded one young goats who decided to nibble on his tail.

Trying to get away from this holiday craziness, Jax found himself adopted by the kids.

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━━ FULL NAME:  Dr. Jackson Wake

━━ GENDER & SEXUALITY:  Male / Grey-romantic asexual

━━ ETHNICITY & SPECIES:  Scandinavian / Repahs

━━ BIRTHPLACE & BIRTHDATE:  Unknown / Dec 23nd

━ GUILTY PLEASURES: String, boxes, laser pointers.

━ PHOBIAS: None.

━ WHAT THEY WOULD BE FAMOUS / INFAMOUS FOR:  Science!

━ WHAT HAVE THEY / WOULD THEY HAVE GOTTEN ARRESTED FOR:  Murder, human trafficking, human experimentation.

━ A SHAPE YOU SHIP THEM WITH:  a box with “Fort Asshole” written on it

━ CHARACTER MOST LIKELY TO MURDER THEM:  His ex fiance who was a crazy bitch. Also probably dogs.

━ FAVORITE BOOK GENRE:  Educational / Science/ nerd topics

━ LEAST FAVORITE BOOK CLICHE: In which those who are different are hated by society.

━ TALENTS AND / OR POWERS: Being cute, his ability to learn things quickly, speech, and memory manipulation.

━ WHY SOMEONE MIGHT LOVE THEM: He’s a den mother sort of figure who worries about those he cares about. He’s also a cat, who doesn’t like cats.

━ WHY SOMEONE MIGHT HATE THEM: Someone who’s allergic to cats, also he’s a bit of a narcissist.

━ HOW THEY CHANGE: He’s slowly getting used to worrying about himself rather than others.

━ WHY YOU LOVE THEM:  He’s a cat.

“What childish tomfoolery is this egg hunt business?”