catMAN!!!!!!!!!!

*torturing you* dude trust me, something really cool happens. you just have to reflect on it for a bit. i'm doing this because i want you to reach your full potential okay?

no one is coming to save you its true its true someone might be coming to hang outttttttttt though. someday

the idea that kink is somehow safe from critique and prejudice or harm is so fucking funny. ah yes bodies, desire, and power, three things that have famously never been utilized in harmful ways. great news everyone yes we are all existing in complex systems of oppression and violence BUT!!!!!! it’s on pause when we are horny

we all got that 1 friend that brings a sadomasochistic vibe 2 the hangout

watching something when everyone else is laughing but me makes me feel like gus fring

one time i went over to a guy's apartment and he put on a comedy special that I dont think I laughed a single time. it wasnt even offensive it just wasnt good

he also only ate ground beef and white rice but that's besides the point

babes he didnt use sauce or seasoning or fat.... i really hope youre eating vegetables....

do you think anyone has a ytp kink . can only get off to sentence mixed porn

do yoy think anyoyna hasasas a ytpink. can only get off to BOOBS. can only get off to DICK. can only get off to sentence mixed pentence

fuUUuf. i'm mumming

Remember the Golden Rule: Treat others the way you want to treat them.

not to be a buzzkill but i kinda hate when i see a video of teenagers goofing off or construction workers having fun and people in the replies are like "now THIS is what 'boys will be boys' should mean!" goofing off isn't a boys exclusive activity......... why did you immediately tie it to their boy-ness....... what's going on there huh............

can we go back to acknowledging that ignoring someone’s chosen pronouns is always misgendering, even when you’re using neutral ones instead