Y’all. I have no thoughts. Only Dick and/or Jason buying tiny Damian the stupidest outfits. This could go multiple ways:
An AU where Dick knew Damian when he was just a tot.
Just Jason online shopping and driving Talia crazy with how many packages are shipped to her “secret” kidnapping base.
Both Dick and Jason join forces to buy ridiculous outfits for the grumpy 10-12 year old Damian. Obviously, he almost ends their lives on multiple occasions over the things they picked out for him to wear. Whether he ends up in any of the outfits is up to your creative minds. ♡
In the event of baby Damian, I could honestly see him both refusing or loving the funky outfits. In either case, a museum’s worth of photos would absolutely be taken to loom over Damian’s head for the rest of his life.
