Touchy Feely Fool

does anyone on this site enjoy Banana Bread?

finished my first 5.12 last night and now i'm gonna go climbing again. what the fuck happened to me lol. it's been a year since i started and somewhere along the way i have become someone unrecognizable? i have been consumed by the rock climbing brainworms?

"diet plan" obviously the harpies are going to descend upon me and tear the flesh from my thigh as divine punishment, thus rendering me bleeding out and dying and also exactly at my goal weight. easy peasy

lol The Lighthouse is both

Hell yeah Neil, bang out those tunes

heres whats gonna happen. me and my domme are gonna go to mall of america and get cinnabon or jamba juice. whatever we want, i mean whatever we are feeling. in that moment. im gonna put rat poison in our drinks. then we hit up sealife aquarium. i pay the $15 admission fee. by the time we get to the little underwater tunnel part our bodies are weakening. Ill explain everything, Mistress will understand. we share a last kiss there with the sharks swimming along side us and rays soaring above our heads like birds. after we drag ourselves through the shimmering tableaus of the seahorse zone well finally collapse on the wiry carpet under the gentle blacklight of the jellyfish display were we breathe our last.. our love will be memorialized on the third or fourth page of the minneapolis star tribune

I vote for John Green to buy tumblr. Whatever he does with it would be deserved.

Respectfully, I would not buy tumblr for negative one million dollars. No one who is healthy wants the kind of power associated with owning a social media platform.