all we see is sky for forever.

oh this is a life saver

Making basic storecupboard or fridge ingredients less basic and more nutritious.

“are you sure you want to unsubscribe?” no i just scrolled to the bottom of the email and clicked the link just for the thrill of opening another tab

I hate it when I see an unflattering pic of me and my friends are all like what no you look fine!!! you look normal! it’s like……damn……so I’m that ugly all the time 

The Aussies have a thing or two to learn it would seem.

I’ve never seen an Ostrich look SO offended in my life.

I am an old person and tumblr is the porch

Literally anyone on still on here from 2012 or earlier

howl’s moving castle is fucking hilarious like this complete stranger shows up at his house and goes “bitch you really live like this? this is the nastiest house i’ve ever seen, i’m gonna be your cleaning lady from now on because you clearly need one” and howl’s just like “sounds fair, do you want some breakfast?” no questions asked

if someone showed up at my house and told me they're my new cleaning lady, I'd not only make them breakfast, I'd cry tears of joy

I have been diagnosed with ADHD

pro tip if you start saying hewwo as a joke it will eventually come to be your standard greeting for all loved ones 

Whenever I see people discoursing online about how all fiction must model good behavior and explicitly state that any bad behavior depicted is wrong, lest someone in the audience mistake it for “glorifying,” all I can think of is that line from Arrested Development where Buster, in his mid-30s, objects to something by saying “that’s not the way mother is raising me”

Like yeah maybe YA books and kids’ cartoons have a responsibility to demonstrate the difference between Right and Wrong, since the audience is, like, actual children, but if you’re consuming literally anything more advanced than Disney XD’s Ducktales, you should absolutely be expected to bring your own moral framework from home and not need your media to spoon-feed morality to you

if you see a show about a a man manufacturing and selling methamphetamine while abusing his wife and murdering people and you can’t tell whether the author intends for you to think his actions are right or wrong? That might be more your problem than the text’s. You might just, at that point, be an idiot.

[banging on the notes of this post with a broomstick from below] yo shut the fuck up in there

WE CAN NEVER BE THIS COOL

Effortless, classy, legendary. This child has stolen all of the cool factor for herself and we should just let her have it.

This pic is so powerful I swear