I'm at a :.|:; for words.

we should start giving testosterone to ants

uncles

Just hit reblog lol it's not a big deal dude. Everybody else is doing it. Besides, what's just one share...

friday 13 you know what that means

the killer

That’s a freaky Friday alright

redownloaded instagram and got sucked into reels and it’s truly like an alternate reality happening over there. video of a girl being like “looking back on my cringe 2021 taste….” and it’s a pic of her wearing like. jeans and a top. the top has a checkerboard pattern. she’s like screaming in agony. the comments are all like “omg not the microtrend 😭 i can’t believe i ever wore that” like woah. i think you guys are crazy

I wish there was a way I could seal this post in amber so that an intelligent being millions of years in the future could unearth and study it

Just wait till you hear about 6th grade Froggie finding balloons in my dad's nightstand.

My pet milkfly

I think im becoming a milkfly

Im starting to feel just like a milkfly

#I did my slow internet time#I deserve fast now