Chrom is the real MVP... of my heart

spgetti

"you should be at the club" i should be in the woods. performing the ritual.

stomach hurts from hunger. stomach hurts from eating. what the hell do yuou want from me you stupid fucking organ

Kidnapped and experimented on by aliens but I was in the control group so nothing happened

I was meant to be a character in a low budget horror movie in 2005 wearing a short sleeved shirt over a long sleeved shirt to signify to the audience that I am an enjoyer of music

its so funny we have a communication device referred to as the 'walkie talkie' and because we're used to it it's serious

the way being employed keeps you from video games and other various activities is so sick. genuinely demonic

Hate how we’re starting to be like “having a niche interest in something = autism” in the same way that “i like to be organized/need my colored pencils in order = ocd” used to be repeated

one neat bonus of being a picky eater as a child is that adult life is filled with so many beautiful discoveries. have you guys heard about caesar salad? im turning 26 this week