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Adventure 07-03-2017 Month in Review - June 2017
Well the first half of the year is officially in the books.
Unlike the last two months, I actually did publish a couple posts this month. Not very many though. It was another pretty quiet month.
Iām going to get active on the twitter. Follow me there for trade updates. Iām not going to post every single trade here any more. I will still do a write up on the blog if itās a new position or for some other reason that warrants an investment thesis. For now the blog still lives on the tumblr, but it wonāt be that way forever. Iām looking to move to a better platform soon. Iāll try to make it as seamless as possible for all six of you who follow.
Anyway hereās what happened in June.
DGI Adventure 06-29-17 - Experiment: The Lazy Portfolio
A few months ago, my wife and I were hanging out with our friend, letās call her Martha, and the topic of finance came up as it usually does by my wife making fun of me. But Martha wanted to talk about it a bit, especially how to invest her savings. Like a lot of folks, she ājust doesnāt know about that stuffā, but recognizes that itās important.
After some discussion, I laid out the usual suggestions I make in these sort of situations:
You have three choices:
Hire a dude to be your financial advisor. This is expensive, but you donāt have to learn or do anything.
Hire a robot to be your financial advisor. This is not as expensive as the dude. You will still probably need to learn some things, but you wonāt have to do anything.
Or do it yourself. This is the cheapest option, but you will need to learn and do some things yourself.
A deep dive into the different account options available to us in our HSA.
Sneaky bastards were trying to trick me.
Another Core Philosophy article from Mr. Wizard.Ā
DGI Adventure 06-19-17 - Day of Reckoning - ROTH Competition Update
Once per quarter Mrs. Wizard and I check in on our ROTH accounts and compare them on three metrics:
Total Account Value
Total Quarterly Return
Total Return
Whoever wins two out of three metrics wins the quarter. The loser has to clean the fish tank for the next three months. I started out $1,650 behind in total account value because I put that much in a traditional IRA in 2014, so I couldnāt fund the ROTH with the full $5,500 that year.Ā
The scoresheet is published back at the mother ship.
Ā For four consecutive quarters, Mrs. Wizard has been totally kicking my ass. She is beating me soundly in all three categories, and thereās no getting around it.
Ā Looks like Mr. SPYder continues to beat us both in terms of our total returns, but we got āim this quarter by gum.
Ā Iāve been basically treading water for most of this experiment, although this last quarter was a marked improvement.
Ā Since Iāve selected quadruple witching as our quarterly day of reckoning, there is some weirdness about SPYās share price, since thatās the day it goes ex-dividend. In the past, I looked at two scenarios: either before or after ex-dividend and including (or not) a dividend payment as cash (not reinvested) accordingly. Eventually I decided to just pick one way to calculate it. That way the weirdness should come out in the wash.
Ā So this is how I calculate the SPY quarterly return: take the closing price the day before ex-dividend as the starting and ending point, then add the dollar amount of the dividend paid that quarter as cash to the value.
Mr. and Mrs Wizard vs the S&P 500 - Quarterly Return 03/16/17 - 06/15/17
Ā In order to compare ourselves to the SPY for total return, Iāve decided to use a total āinternal rate of returnā. In other words I calculate how many shares of SPY we would hypothetically own if we had bought one share of SPY (closing price) on the āinvestment datesā (days we funded our accounts), and then dividends were reinvested.Ā
So since we started tracking all this, we would have hypothetically ended up with 3.10027762 shares of SPY by buying one share on 2/28/15, another on 8/17/15 and the last on 8/16/16 (all at those daysā closing prices which were $210.66, $210.59 and $217.96 respectively, for a total āinvestmentā of $639.21).Ā
Meanwhile we would have accumulated the additional 0.10027762 shares by reinvesting dividends along the way (this assumes we buy shares at the opening market price the day of the dividend distribution).Ā
Those 3.10027762 shares were worth $242.64/share at Fridayās close (a total of $752.25). That represents a total gain of $113.04 or 17.68%Ā
Look over to the right of the competition tracker published back at the mother ship for more details. I canāt promise that itās easy to figure out, but I can promise that the mathās all there.
Mr. and Mrs. Wizard vs the S&P500 - Total Return as of 06/16/17Ā
So we are definitely not ābeating the marketā. Although weāre gaining some ground.Ā
Thou canāt time the market, so thou shalt not try to.

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DGI Adventure 06-06-2017 Month in Review - May 2017
Well that was fast!
It seems like just yesterday I was summarizing April, and now Mayās over?
For the second month in a row, I didnāt write any posts. I made a handful of trades. No new positions really, but I havenāt documented them. So I guess it was kind of a slow month, but still, Iām not being as diligent as I had been about documenting every trade. Mainly because itās a little tedious?
Iām thinking about shaking up the structure around here. Stay tuned. Donāt worry though: monthly updates arenāt going anywhere, and any new positions will definitely get an investment thesis. Promise!
Anyway hereās what happened in May.
"Are there investors who have rejected efficient low-cost robo-advisers but decided that really they just want their money managed by a coke-fueled cold-caller in suspenders, just as they have rejected mass-produced macrobrews in favor of cocktails produced by artisan bartenders in, also, suspenders?"
DGI Adventure 05-01-2017 Month in Review - April 2017
Tax month! We filed for an extension because we temporarily lost some stuff during the move and just didnāt feel like dealing with it. We paid estimated taxes though. Taxes suck.
Fortunately most of our income producing investments are in tax-advantaged accounts.
I didnāt write any posts in April because Iām a horrible blogger. Iām sorry dear readers. I donāt have much of an excuse other than Iām settling into a new job, and Iām probably spending too many hours at it.
Anyway hereās what happened in April.
DGI Adventure 04-03-2017 Month in Review - March 2017
The end of March marks the end of the first quarter. Iām not sure what that means, but it seems important.
Letās take a look at what happened.
DGI Adventure 03-20-17 - Expiry Discussion and Miscellany
Last Friday was the third Friday of the month, which is when the monthly options expire. Of course once a quarter options and futures on both stocks and indexes all expire, and itās called quadruple witching. Last Friday was also quadruple witching.
Quadruple witching sounds really ominous, but there doesnāt seem to me to be anything special about the third Friday in March, June, September and December compared to other third Fridays.
It is kinda fun to say though isnāt it?
Quadruple Witching!!
Okay...enough of that.
We donāt play around in the futures market, but we certainly play around with options. So what wizardly positions expired last week and what does it all mean?
Letās talk about it.

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DGI Adventure 03-19-17 - Day of Reckoning - ROTH Competition Update
Once per quarter Mrs. Wizard and I check in on our ROTH accounts and compare them on three metrics:
Total Account Value
Total Quarterly Return
Total Return
Whoever wins two out of three metrics wins the quarter. The loser has to clean the fish tank for the next three months. I started out $1,650 behind in total account value because I put that much in a traditional IRA in 2014, so I couldnāt fund the ROTH with the full $5,500 that year.
The scoresheet is published back at the mother ship.
For the third quarter in a row, Mrs. Wizard is totally kicking my ass. She is beating me soundly in all three categories, and thereās no getting around it.
Looks like Mr. SPYder continues to beat us both, although at least my wife is putting up a fight.
Iām basically just treading water...
For funsies I also like to compare our performance āto the marketā. Itās a totally meaningless exercise, but itās fun in a masochistic way.
Wizards vs SPY (quarterly)
Since Iāve selected quadruple witching as our quarterly day of reckoning, there is some weirdness about SPYās share price, because thatās the day it goes ex-dividend. In the past, I looked at two scenarios: either before or after ex-dividend and including (or not) a dividend payment as cash (not reinvested) accordingly. Eventually I decided to just pick one way to calculate it. That way the weirdness should come out in the wash.
So this is how I calculate the SPY quarterly return: take the closing price the day before ex-dividend as the starting and ending point, then add the dollar amount of the dividend paid that quarter as cash to the value.
Mr. and Mrs Wizard vs the S&P 500 - Quarterly Return 12/15/16 - 03/16/17
Wizards vs SPY (total return)
In order to compare ourselves to the SPY for total return, Iāve decided to use a total āinternal rate of returnā. In other words I calculate how many shares of SPY we would hypothetically own if we had bought one share (closing price) on the āinvestment datesā (days we funded our accounts), and then dividends were reinvested.
So since we started tracking all this, we would have hypothetically ended up with 3.08686494 shares of SPY by buying one share on 2/28/15, another on 8/17/15 and the last on 8/16/15 (all at those daysā closing prices which were $210.66, $210.59 and $217.96 respectively, for a total āinvestmentā of $639.21).
Meanwhile we would have accumulated the additional 0.08686494 shares by reinvesting dividends along the way (this assumes we buy shares at the opening market price the day of the dividend distribution).
Those 3.08686494 shares were worth $237.03/share at Fridayās close (a total of $731.68). That represents a total gain of $92.47 or 14.47%
Look over to the right of the competition tracker published back at the mother ship for more details. I canāt promise that itās easy to figure out, but I can promise that the mathās all there.
Mr. and Mrs. Wizard vs the S&P500 - Total Return as of 03/17/17
So we are definitely not ābeating the marketā. Not even close.
Thou canāt time the market, so thou shalt not try to.
Happy weekend everybody.
DGI Adventure 03-14-17 Sold Cash Secured Put - SPDR S&P 500 ETF Trust (SPY) - $237.50 strike - Mar 15 Expiration
This trade was executed yesterday 03/13/17.
I donāt go through my investment thesis process for index fund trades. The idea behind passive index investing is to completely give in to efficient market hypothesis, so there isnāt really any point in looking at a bunch of quantitative metrics. Thereās also no warm and fuzzy or cold and prickly. Itās a bet on the continued success of the US Economy. Itās either going to work or it isnāt.
I have updated the portfolio and income tracker back at the mothership to reflect this position.
Dividend Cycle
SPY goes ex-dividend on every quadruple witching, which is the third Friday of March, June, September and December. The next ex-div date, then, is this Friday, 03/17/17. I donāt know how much the dividend is yet. The distribution is pretty random.
Again, I donāt know what the distribution will be. Itās been in the $1/share range though, so Iām guessing, this premium will be around 75% of the quarterly payout, while only being in force for two days.
Investment
SPL (Strike Price Logic)
As discussed I would kind of like to get assigned in order to be eligible for the dividend, so I went for the strike closest to the money. It was actually slightly in the money at the time I sold the put. So to be fair, the annualized return was technically a bit lower at the time I made the trade, but since it closed out of the money, Iām going to count it all as extrinsic value. Itās kind of unrealistic to annualize the return for a two day trade anyway.
Weāll see what happens.
DGI Adventure 03-13-17 Sold Cash Secured Put - Starbucks Corporation (SBUX) - $54.00 strike - April 07 Expiration
This trade was actually executed on Thursday 03/09/17. I didnāt get a chance to write about it until today.
I didnāt complete my investment thesis process for this trade because Iāve already done that in June. Ā
Iāve also sold a number of similar puts at varying strikes between $50 and $55. This is really just a continuation of that trade as market conditions for SBUX remain favorable.
I have updated the portfolio and income tracker back at the mothership to reflect this position.
Dividend Cycle
SBUX went ex-dividend a little over a month ago, so I would anticipate the next date to be in early May, which means this contract will expire well before that. The current distribution is $0.25/share, which is where itās been for the last two quarters. Management raised it from $0.20/share back in November of 2016, which is a whopping 25% increase. SBUX is a dividend challenger, boasting 7 consecutive years of raises.
The premium on this trade is over double the quarterly distribution, and is only in force for 29 days.
Investment
SPL (Strike Price Logic)
By rule, I wonāt assume more than an 8% dividend growth rate for any stock. Ostensibly then any investment with less than a 2% yield is āovervaluedā if I use a dividend discount model assuming a 10% discount rate. My investment thesis process does use a simple, single-stage DDM analysis to come up with a āfair valueā based on that discount rate.
That makes stocks like SBUX kind of tricky. By this definition, āfair valueā is $50/share, which is close, but still quite a bit below this strike price. Iāve always felt like $55 or less is a pretty good value for SBUX, and this fits that bill, although I need to look through different valuation lens to actually justify this strike price.
When I first took a position in Visa, which is another ālow yielderā, I used free cash flow āyieldā as an alternate way to look at valuation. SBUX cranked out about $2.04 of FCF per share for the trailing twelve months. That is a 3.8% FCF āyieldā at this strike price. If we use the same simple, single-stage discount model on FCF instead of dividends, $54/share is a āfairā value so long as the company can grow FCF at a 6.2% rate, which seems Ā pretty doable to me.
So there you go. Of course that is a pretty good illustration of the fact that valuation models are completely made up and you can contort the numbers to tell you whatever you want them to.
DGI Adventure 03-11-17 - Weekend Expiry Discussion
Happy weekend everybody!
I mentioned a while back that I was going to take an āactive indexingā approach for the funds in my traditional IRA account (#2 in the portfolio back at the mother ship). This involves cash secured puts and covered calls on a couple of indexes, namely SPY and VNQ.
Iām sitting at the big boys table when I play with SPY options contracts. Itās a pretty big position, but the payback is loads of liquidity at lots of different strikes and expiries.
It takes a little getting used to having that much money on the line.
In my last post, I kind of coolly glossed over the fact that I had sold an SPY MAR10ā17 237.5 PUT.
For 8 days I had $23K on the line with only 0.32% of downside protection. It earned an 11%+ annualized return, but Mr. Market made it pretty interesting:
SPY 5 day chart - courtesy Yahoo Finance
That was fun!
Sure, it eeked out in the end, but I was ready to get assigned. For one thing, occasional assignment is a feature not a bug, but in this case it would have been especially attractive. Next Friday (3/17) is not only St. Patrick's day, but also Quadruple Witching, which is when SPY goes ex-dividend, so I wouldnāt need to hold the shares very long to collect the divie.
Weāll see what happens next week, but I might get even more aggressive with the 3/15 expiries in order to get assigned before ex-div.
Thatās the day of the FOMC meeting, so theoretically volatility could be a little more expensive?
DGI Adventure 03-04-17 - Catching Up - Part III
Okay. So I think this should be the last time I have to do this.
As I mentioned previously, Mrs Wizard and I just moved to Denver, CO. Our life has been absolute chaos for the past three months, although it really came to a head in February.
Our tenant is moving into the California property this weekend. Weāre going to get unpacked now that our stuff has more or less arrived. Things are starting to settle down.
With all the chaos, Iāve had a hard time documenting every trade with its own dedicated post. Iād like to get back to that kind of pattern, but until the dust completely settles, I may have to lump them together in summary posts like this.
I canāt promise this will be the last time, but Iām hopeful that I will have more bandwidth in the near future.
I can promise that I will continue to document every trade, one way or another. Savvy readers can always check the dividend income tracker Ā or the portfolio page back at the mothership where I will always record every trade albeit in spreadsheet form without commentary.
So here we go.
Hereās another table of put options that Iāve sold recently that I donāt have time to work up into individual posts.Ā
All of them are repeats of previous positions, so do not warrant investment theses.

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DGI Adventure 03-02-2017 Month in Review - February 2017
Well the shortest month of the year is over. This monthās brevity, however, belies its significance. It was extremely busy.
Most importantly we bought a second house and moved to Denver, CO. Month to month our total liquid assets dropped substantially as a result of the 20% down-payment. Of course we didnāt lose that money, itās just invested in something that isnāt liquid (our house) so it doesnāt show up on these updates anymore. These updates are strictly tracking liquid assets.
Prior to packing up the cats and the houseplants and tearing across the western US in a savage 20 hour burn, we managed to complete *nearly* all of the construction projects we had deemed necessary to get our California property ārenter ready.ā Iām happy to report that we have a tenant moving in soon, and will be enjoying rental income starting in March.Ā Awesome!
I have not been as diligent as I would have liked at documenting our trades and stock purchases. I blame the move. March still might be a little crazy while we get unpacked and settled into our new life at altitude, but theoretically I should be able to get back to more regularly documenting all of our investing moves.
There have been several times this year where Iāve had to lump together a number of trades into a single post. And that fails to mention the fact that āThe Great Catfishwizard Taxable Liquidationā was practically glossed over in last monthās update.
Iāll have at least one more post that will have to summarize multiple trades. Probably this week. Sorry.
Anyway, letās dig into February.
DGI Adventure 02-06-17 Sold Cash Secured Put + Investment Thesis Ā - QUALCOMM Incorporated (QCOM) - $51.50 strike - Feb 10 Expiration
This trade was actually executed on Thursday 01/26/17. I didnāt get a chance to write about it until today.
Please visit the core philosophies article on my investment thesis process for a deeper explanation of the components of this article.
I have updated the portfolio and income tracker back at the mothership to reflect this position.
Dividend Cycle
QCOM goes ex dividend on February 27, which is a few weeks after this contract expires. The quarterly distribution is $0.53/share. This will be the fourth quarter at this distribution amount. I expect the next payment to represent a raise since QCOM is aĀ dividend contender, boasting 14 years of consecutive increases. This contract will expire well before the ex-div date, so I stand a chance of collecting this quarterās dividend if shares should get assigned. The premium nearly equals the dividend distribution, so Iām good either way.
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