Cathleen Cusachs

my hobbies? uhh.. peeling back the layers…. uncovering metaphors.. mirroring…..connecting dots…..stuff like that

not to sound like a medieval peasant or a catholic but i resent anti-carb propaganda so much like bread will never be evil it is holy it is divine it is one of life’s most simple yet decadent pleasures. love is stored in the bread

After careful consideration and going over multiple options I think the best choice is stay warm and cozy in bed forever.

anon is on a level of parasocial relationship not yet known to man

I'll admit that this one has cemented itself in my psyche

guys we’re not being cringe to keep out the twitter users. we’re being cringe to keep out the ALGORITHMS, the CAPITALISTS, the INFLUENCERS. twitter users are welcome as long as they agree this site is UNMARKETABLE

anyone can join the skeleton war but first you must shed the mortal flesh of marketability

Genre-savvy protagonist, except they're savvy for a completely different genre than whatever they're actually in

romcom protagonist who's convinced they're in a horror film