Catcoconut's Main Squeeze

Good Job Gang.

Wait it’s a fucking WAR CRIME?!?! I mean that might not be 100% accurate but now I gotta know

Power-move: accuse your teacher of a war crime using knowledge they supplied you with

this is NUTS

@marsincharge

The unexpected laughter that just ripped through my body made me pull a muscle sfojdfkddk

does no one realize that robin hood was a terrible role model for young kids? i mean you are stealing from people (illegal) and those people (usually) worked hard to get their wealth. it really demotivates people to succeed when they know they can get something someone else worked for.

is this what rich people worry about lmao

who knew the sheriff of nottingham had a blog

How does someone read Robin Hood and miss the part where it’s set in feudal England. He stole from people who got their wealth by exploiting the poor, incidentally that’s all rich people to this very day.

Tune in next week when they tell you the story of Ebeneezer Scrooge, a benevolent job creator, harassed during his sleeping hours by the hellish socialist dead.