Tired

The ides of March is coming up what’s everyone getting me?

cake with fondant literally isn’t even food it’s like a play dough sculpture with cake trapped inside its vile

thank you for your bravery in speaking the truth about this

no more toxic friendships in 2018, no more toxic relationships in 2018 and no more toxic thoughts in 2018 

only toxic by Britney Spears in 2018

7 out of 10 nsfw artists draw but hols like the part of socker boppers where you put your hand inside

if you were to tear open my chest to make a sacrafice to the sun god Ra, you wouldnt find a human heart. instead, nestled between my various veins and nerves, you would see a single, spotless fushigi ball.

How do you pump blood through a fushigi

species: cowboy

origin: texas

sex: yes

@incompletepuppets do you believe in sin

here here here here here

Straight men who always joke about hating their girlfriend are so fucking weird like imagine having a girlfriend and not treasuring and loving her every day smh grow up

“treasuring” and “loving” your girlfriend will result in her quickly leave you. Girls HATE guys who treat them like goddesses. They view it as pathetic and weak.

Why the fuck am I seeing shrek slander on my dashboard right now. Did any of you even watch the goddamn films. I can’t believe this. You guys don’t deserve shrek.

Fuck you Fiona was already an ogre and was trying to hide that part of herself because her parents told her to be ashamed but shrek helped her accept that part of herself and become her true self unapologetically! Fuck you 

OP is lord farquaad

the guy in the normal clothes is the old vet, he’s training his protege

I’m the guy commenting like a mildly confused DDR announcer