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I was explaining the Earth’s magnetic field to someone and I straight up said that the Earth’s core is thicc

but isn’t it?

Im never looking at a globe the same again. 😋

Can’t y’all be normal for like, a day

Hey @nasa yeet me into space thanks

please @nasa

That very faint “Why’re you still eating the apple?” 💀

“It’s the first thing on the syllabus” 🙃

if you have not watched this you need to because this is the explanation for all the fuckery going on today 100% And it is funny funny funny

Is it sad that I know all of these vines basically by heart

educational af

The X one lmaoooo

Not elegant enough to be a vampire…. . not jock enough to be a werewolf.. ..

goblin it is

i am a bright and colourful piñata and god is a 13 year old birthday boy whose parents have just announced their divorce.

people were writing “hot or not” lists on the bathroom stalls when i was in 8th grade and the dean of students came on the morning announcements and said something i will never forget “we’ve got some bad apples at this school… and it’s applesauce season" 

im so fucking distraught someone came into my wendys and asked they could use their own cup and i said yes and he filled a ziplock bag full of coke! i hate working fast food!!! what the fuck!!