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(ooc) hi im nik this is my pet strawman i keep him in a box and let him out when im making a heavily exaggerated point

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tumblr discourse in the miraculous universe must be insane
🍷 wine-cigarette-croissant-etc Hot take: being akumatized is NOT an excuse to be cruel to people. You are responsible for your behavior
🌸 normalfrenchgirl man what the hell are you talking about
🥖 eiffeltowerluvr ????? hawk moth literally mind controls you i don't know what IS an excuse if that's not one
🍷 wine-cigarette-croissant-etc Anyone who says they "couldn't help it" because they were "akumatized" is literally just an abuser looking for plausible deniability
🇫🇷 pariscitizen kill yourself like actually
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❤️🩹 kindheartedparisian sent an ask: i know people are attacking you over that post but just to explain why people are mad -- as someone who's been akumatized, the thing about being akumatized is it's really hard to break out of and you're not fully in control of your actions, even if you're aware enough to know what you're saying/doing you can't really stop yourself
🍷 wine-cigarette-croissant-etc answered: What a convenient excuse for an abuser. Sorry I don’t buy it I don’t think anything can make you act against your morals if you hold them strongly enough
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🧀 cheesefan69 sent an ask I actually genuinely think you deserve to die. I’m not akumatized for the record this is coming straight from the heart
🍷 wine-cigarette-croissant-etc People are calling me an asshole and then sending me asks like this
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👩🏾🎨 stripedjumperandberet idk i mean,,, my abuser used to lie about being akumatized so i think this conversation needs a little more nuance? because this absolutely happens unfortunately
🚬 frenchcigarettes MINE DID TOO i’m glad i’m not the only one 😭
🧘🏻♂️ calmchillguy @.stripedjumperandberet @.frenchcigarettes if u fell for that lie u literally deserved it idc
🧀 cheesefan69 @.calmchillguy that’s so far over the line man what’s your issue
🧘🏻♂️ calmchillguy i was akumatized my bad
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🌐 cecenestpasunblog love when there’s some stupid bullshit happening on the tl. Yeah sure what you do while akumatized reveals your true beliefs whatever. If we’re just saying anything now
🪶 pigeonsnumber2fan help meee people are saying WHAT
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🌸 normalfrenchgirl This is ridiculous lol that guy’s in my inbox spamming me with bullshit i’m gonna block him in a min but it’s kind of entertaining I’ll post the best ones later
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🛍️ chloebourgeois That guy is lowkey right I love being akumatized I can just kinda do whatever and nobody questions it
🐞 ladybug ??????????
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🐿️ ilovesquirrels sent an ask How do you live in Paris and not understand how akumatization works lmao
🍷 wine-cigarette-croissant-etc I don’t live in Paris
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🎸 gays4jaggedstone He doesnt even live in Paris……… #WHATTTTTTTTT
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🐈 catboyblorbo Is ANYBODY else seeing that guy insisting akumatizarion doesnt make you do anything you dont want to do . Bc he just revealed he’s not even from Paris
👩🏾🎨 stripedjumperandberet LMFAOO?????
🐈 catboyblorbo I actually feel like im going crazy what is going on
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🍷 wine-cigarette-croissant-etc Now people are acting like just because I'm from America I can't have an opinion on French culture I guess
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🐿️ ilovesquirrels Am i having a fever dream
🥐 duvinetdescigarettes what are we talking about i just got up
🐿️ ilovesquirrels Some guy got on here talking about how akumatization is just an excuse for abuse and just revealed he's literally american
🎸 gays4jaggedstone don't even worry about it babygirl go back to sleep
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🚬 frenchcigarettes OH MY GODDDD ladybug herself saw the discourse du jour 😭
🌸 normalfrenchgirl i love how online she is tbh it's so funny she's so me. saving paris from supervillains then logging on to post like anyone else it's awesome
🐞 ladybug normalfrenchgirl i see u in my notes all the time and i check your blog like it's the morning news you're so good at posting
🌸 normalfrenchgirl
HI?????????? #sorry for making 5 different posts about the thumbprint cookies i had the other day they were really good
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🚬 frenchcigarettes sent an ask: ladybug what are ur thoughts on The Discourse
🐞 ladybug we could bring our akumatization rate down like 20% if we banned american tourists
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🍷 wine-cigarette-croissant-etc So it turns out ladybug went mask-off and is blatantly being an americanphobe
🇫🇷 pariscitizen-banned-remade PLEADEEEE DELETE YOUR BLOG
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one of my least favorite experiences to have on here
scenario i just imagined and got stressed about before remembering i just made it up:
🐦⬛ aropride Follow Wed Nov 10, 2025 - 2:34pm
does anybody else with adhd have trouble focusing on people telling stories / explaining the plot of something out loud
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🐦⬛ aropride ⌄ ~~-.-~~^∿﹏-~
(All) (Mentions) (Reblogs) (Replies) Today | Wednesday November 12 🐈 catboyblorbo asked "your post about not being able to..." ❔
🐈 catboyblorbo Wed Nov 10, 2025 - 2:49pm
catboyblorbo asked: 🐈 your post about not being able to focus bc of ur adhd is so ableist. What if the person talking to you is info dumping about their hyperfixation...
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sending anon hate is dumb for tactical reasons. like now youre on their playing field and if they post it all their followers can make fun of you. also youre anonymous so people will feel less bad being mean. anything you want to reply to has to be through asks again and the person ur sending them to has the option to silence u by not posting them or by turning off asks
picking fights publicly through reblogs is dumb if youre a smaller blog than the person youre fighting with bc then that person can sic their followers on u. picking fights through reblogs is mean if youre a bigger blog it just makes you look like an asshole picking on some random guy and sending a ton of people to go harass them (even if you dont intend for that to happen it often does)
picking fights in the comments is extra stupid bc a) nobody sees it and b) op can delete it
the best way to pick a fight online is to block the person and then construct a whole fake dashboard in the tumblr text post editor to recreate a scenario in which u would say ur piece so u can control all the variables and craft a whole narrative in which youre right and theyre wrong and also stupid and everyone hates them. curating ur internet experience is fine but CREATING ur internet experience is really funny

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at what point would u realize this bio is fake
iron deficient
broken ankle
income
meds
bra size + conventional attractiveness
last name + driver's ID
exact location + spare key + vacation dates
height
bday and birthplace
"nonanemics dni"
fascinating tumblr phenomenon i always enjoy
if theres one thing i love doing its this
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i think blorbo really hates the color orange
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🌨️ secretblog Unfollow 9 minutes ago
anyway i feel normal about the color orange dont even worry about it
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i fucking hate the color orange oh my god its actually ruining my life idek what to do anymore
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PREEMPTIVE DISCLAIMER: this is about "do not follow" dni's specifically. not "read before reblogging/liking" dnis. we used to call them dnfs for clarity but you cant really use those letters in that order anymore. due to woke.

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is there a psychological reason people do this like what goes through their heads. if i ever go to grad school for psych i'd write my dissertation on this in hopes of gaining even a glimmer of understanding
and then when u share ur plainly stated beliefs and opinions they get mad like what did you think was gonna be in the paper bag labelled "i hate the color orange"
hi its catboyblorbo (strawman) (not real guy) THIS IS A METAPHOR FOR WHEN PEOPLE FOLLOW U WHO BREAK UR DNI DESPITE THE FACT THAT U DONT WANT THEM THERE BEING VERY OBVIOUS
what causes people to do this
wait ok mutuals what do you guys call your parents???????
Hey! What the fuck is going on in here
no where else
There's having sock puppet accounts, and then there's putting on a puppet show.
pov: indie positivity post!!
you can still be pov indie and not listen to pov indie music
you don't have to wear pov indie clothes to be pov indie
the pov indie community is about the culture and politics, not just music or clothing
bad people are definitionally not pov indie
you cannot be mean and be pov indie
pov indie culture is about love and community above all else!
Critical Analysis questions
Do you think this is a genuine post? Why or why not?
What discourse might OP be referencing in this post?
Is "pov indie culture" a real thing? 3a. If so, please describe its defining characteristics. 3b. If not, why might OP have chosen to reference a culture that does not exist in this post? Do you think him choosing a term people who aren't online wouldn't know might have been intentional? Why or why not?
Huge red flag when someone's bio doesn't include their street address, work hours, and the location of their spare key

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really awful news for people following from that star trek post : this is a gimmick blog
just found out about “star trek”. i think those kirk and spock guys are kind of homosexual. i wonder if anyone else has ever thought that
no youre the only one