catamount

petition to change LGBT to DFTQ (Dykes Faggots Trannies and Queers, naturally)

happy pride everyone

being polyamorous and having no game is so humbling. yeah im poly but i don't have any girlfriends. im just in love with all my friends and nobody wants me

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

to whoever invented the migraine cap: i hope you are getting your shit rocked on a daily basis god bless

You can print in black & white without depending on any of the other color cartridges

alcohol has no known effect on the human body

i thibk i should have died for a meaningless cause

me when I see a cat if I’m being honest