vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

She Would Say That. She would DO that.

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

I love when you recognize junji ito’s style and you read on not knowing if it’s going to be horrific or just cute cat stuff

stay vigilant. there are still people out there who will try to convince you that eating fruit is somehow bad for your body

She is feeling Fresh and Fabulous. 

I read “finishing up a shed” and for a few microseconds I was like “sexy AND an accomplished carpenter”

babe are you okay you reblogged got that fog in me 11 times

wait, i did? i don't remember doing that...

Scrolling past this lowers this website's fps to 2.

do most people actually have a thing in their brain that tells them to drink water before their mouth goes dry and they have a headache. is that real. i have been told that headache is not supposed to be the primary sign of being thirsty but that sounds fake to me.

my favorite picture ever is the one that says “HELL IS FULL, BITCH” and then it has the national suicide prevention hotline on it. it makes me smile every time 

Chaotic Good

*slamming my fists on table* I NEED MORE!!!! MORE!!!!

If anyone has the skeleton apologizing for triggering someone, I’d like that for my collection, please.

ME ME ME

Gangster Popeye, the inventor of this style and artist behind several of these pieces (I’m not sure about all of them, though they appear to be her style) is a Salvadorean trans woman. Her Patreon is here.

reblogging for artist credit and patreon info

i want to say this to all my moots

@awesome-skeleton-misinterpreter

@lokisr77

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@markscherz how many of these do we get to thank you for again?

95 at present, more on the way :)

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guys i just heard a minecraft cave noise in real life

change your settings to peaceful it'll be ok

k hold on

where are my parents