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Man wanting to get laid as a 30-something is so much more emberassing than wanting to get laid as a teenager, like jfc ud think id have gotten better at this by now

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Why did this fic have a school shooting in it what the fuck

#I wasted almost 300k words on this bitch #i gotta start reading the tags more ig #psyche they didn't tag it #coooool

So like how many times can a friend invite you over and start sobbing because something reminded them of their ex (everything reminds them of their ex) [they broke up 5 months ago] before its just holding you emotional hostage

#he's done it like 10 times #im absolutely willing to accept the possibility #that im a bad friend #but jfc hes insufferable lately

So like how many times can a friend invite you over and start sobbing because something reminded them of their ex (everything reminds them of their ex) [they broke up 5 months ago] before its just holding you emotional hostage

#he's done it like 10 times #im absolutely willing to accept the possibility #that im a bad friend #but jfc hes insufferable lately

Who tf decides not to put a lock on a bathroom door i mean really

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Vote for me and I will make werewolves real

northirish

Top scientists wil work hard round the clock to make it a reality

northirish

Bottom scientists as well

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“The Driver” by Jordan Bolton

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twilightofthesandwiches

Hey! Spin this wheel of Every Pokémon!

This is now your Pokémon Partner. Whatever you would want to do in the Pokémon world, your Result goes with you. It would be your Ace in Battles and/or contests or they might just help you around with your regular Not-Inherently-Pokémon Job or just hang around your house as your beloved Pet. If you really really want to BE a Pokémon than this is the Pokémon you just turned into.

How are you feeling about it?

HELL YEAH!! THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE POKEMON!!

OH!! I LOVE THIS POKEMON!!

Yeah, this Pokemon is great!!!

This Pokemon is good!!

This Pokemon is nice, but nothing more

...I mean, it could be better

This Pokemon is okay…

I have mixed feelings about this Pokemon…

Not bad, but I’m still kinda disappointed…

Well… it could be worse?

I mean, at least it’s better than NOT having a Pokemon, right?

OH NO THIS IS ACTUALLY WORSE!!

Voting ended onApr 3

#type null #awwww yeah #lizard wolf guy and i are gonna be the very best #like no one ever was

moki-dokie

Genuinely this is one of the most beautifully animated things I've seen since the golden age of animation. I could actually cry for how much love they put into this jfc what a beautiful homage

moki-dokie

Everyone say thank you gorillaz

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starting a collection

Few things make me as irrationally angry as people constantly checking how I'm feeling when I'm sick. I obviously understand that it comes from a place of concern but. Like. Fucking leave me alone I will tell you when I'm good

freakoutgirl

the downside of ben affleck/matt damon is that i don't care about ben affleck or matt damon

Once again trapped in the hell of being unable to sleep

#only this time im on vacation in europe

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alanaisalive

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

iguanamouth

oh shit

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alanaisalive

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

docd666

Y'all know what to do Tumblr.

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