THERE ARE BEES IN MY BONES

everyone needs to get real normal about romance repulsed people Right Now i am no longer asking

a lawnmower is a type of herbivorous dog

In a lot of ways DAI is so funny if you're not playing an Andrastian. Like, it's super frustrating, but it's also hilarious just because so much of the game is predicated on Quiz having an Andrastian crisis of faith at some point, so if you're not Andrastian the lack of impact is amusing. You're told Andraste had nothing to do with your survival and everyone's clearly expecting you to be super broken up about this and you're just like "Cool, didn't think she did". Corypheus is like "The Maker is a lie" and you respond with "I agree wholeheartedly". There are so many points where DAI's emotional impact relies on Quiz having Andrastian beliefs that it all becomes really funny if they're just standing there going "Why should I be upset about the thing I've been saying from the start getting proved right".

Elementary!Sherlock is superior because when he was angry and had to make several phone calls he dug out a rotary phone from his storage closet to be able to hang up on people with more emphasis

we dont talk enough about how tim's degree was in anthropology, like yes the character who's loved ones were murdered by the concept of otherness and inhumaness had a degree on what makes us human, that was fucking mean jonny

she lets me hit because i use his pronouns interchangeably

BECOME UNMARKETABLE

MAKE YOUR PAIN UGLY MAKE YOUR LOVE GROSS MAKE THEM WINCE AT YOUR EARNESTNESS MAKE THEM LOOK AWAY

hey so - we frogged your boyfriend. The pattern wasn't working out and we'd rather use the materials for something else. Yeah, we unraveled all of him, wound him into balls and put him back in the stash. Sorry. You can help us pick out a new pattern, if you want.

Should go without saying but never date a cop and christ never marry one. Rule of thumb if he’s legally untouchable he’s ethically unfuckable. You don’t like that cop, you like buff men in tight clothing. I can show you more of those, better ones. Take my hand.

[Image ID: Tumblr reply from burnedHoney reading: Go to a union meeting to find a buff husband in uniform, easy, just pick which trade you think is sexiest /End ID]

falling in love makes me want to eat

& actually its romantic and intimate to have someone in ur life who wants u to eat, who reminds u to eat, who treats u to snacks bc they want u to be happy and full way more than they would ever care about u keeping thin, i think wanting someone to take care of themselves and eat without shame or fear for their appearance is like the worlds closest thing to unconditional love