(Loud Silence)

anyway in case you didn’t notice franco drove an incredible race, passed his teammate, and finished TEN PLACES ahead of where he qualified 🐐

updated to add Lando telling Oscar that he'd have created an OnlyFans if racing hadn't worked out

how could I have forgotten "you've got quite big arms" poor widdle wando couldn't beat oscah in an arm westle 🥺

now add that Lando wanted Oscar to strip on stage and put on a belly shirt that a fan brought

Lando uhhhh. deciding to go commando during a livery presentation in Monaco with Oscar and seeming to refer to it and laugh about it with Oscar ????

decided to lose at strip poker next to Oscar on the jet back from the FIA Awards ???????

“He always turns up in budgy smugglers”

“his balls” “came flying at my face” “Mister Oscar here”

(fyi I've updated all the links in these that were broken but you have to go to that specific post to see the updated link)

this is so funny: rob marshall is gone, adrian newey is gone, jonathan wheatley is gone, chr*stian h*rner is replaced w an excuse of tp in the person of laurent mekies, gp is holding not one but two (2) positions while simultaneously going to the rival team in a year, 3000 different mechanics who have been in the team since the vettel time is gone, they are recruiting new employees from none other place than rbr's FOOTBALL DIVISION. but max who is still sticking w this team is UNGRATEFUL BRAT.