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Needle Felted Sculptures

Dog Portrait  -  Louis Abel-Truchet , 1893.

French. 1857-1918

Chiesa dei Morti

This tiny church, also referred to as the Church of the Dead, is located in the small town of Urbania Italy. As soon as visitors enter through the Baroque doorway of the church, they are brought into the chapel, known as the mummy cemetery. Here you can see 18 mummies standing in individual glass cases that have been on display since 1833. 

You can also find information on cause of death for each of the mummies. For example, one of the mummies was murdered, one died during labor, and one died due to heart failure.

Mystical Woodland Animal Art Prints by RivuletPaperShop

This means that at the same time that cowboys were reaching their end, so too were samurai.

A couple weeks ago I’m going to get lunch and as I open the fridge, my mother attempts to communicate to me that any chicken currently in the fridge is ok for people to eat, because the chicken that was intended for the dog to eat has been used up.

What she actually says is, “That’s human chicken.”

After taking a minute to process all horrible implications of the phrase “human chicken”, I decide to go a different route and hold the tupperware of chicken out to my sister, saying, “Behold, a man!”

This was evidently the wrong choice, as it meant I had to explain to my parents who Diogenes was, thereby cementing the incident in their minds and leading to me, just now, opening the fridge to see the following incredibly cursed image: