Neath Dark Waters

shaun mendum, huh

ur in there

I woke up at 3am and wrote myself a note that just said "Final Fantascree"

I just love the idea that Hades tried to make himself not noticeable and Azem over there is like HEY HAVE YOU SEEN MY FRIEND?? HE'S AMAZING AND GREAT AT MAGIC. PLEASE PERCEIVE MY FRIEND.

favorite ffxiv themes: to the edge

You are invited to meddle in the affairs of a major political power. These events with extremely serious ramifications for global politics include gardening, animal herding, mountain climbing, and a bake-off.

Night City travels diagonally through time and fuses with a small town in Arizona.

An uplifting Hollywood movie pop-gospel song about unity plays over a montage of you and your friends building a bomb.

You down a suspiciously beaver-themed energy drink and briefly go super saiyan.

The temporally anomalous catboy dad deepthroats two scoops of nothing-flavored ice cream in an attempt to ease the tension at his work friend's family reunion. Somehow, this actually achieves the desired effect.

An AI-generated ghost attempts to burn all of the world's people and resources to extend the life of their metaverse Disneyland for other AI-generated ghosts. In response, you proceed to fight a robotic biblically-accurate angel inside their mind palace.