some things are worth falling for.

so I stumbled upon a moment some time ago that I’ve never seen anybody talk about so I would just like to bring people’s attention to this clip of Misha answering a fuck marry kill question about J2 + Mark S in 2016 (starts at 54:47)

I spent a whole week trying to figure out how to make gifs for this so I’m gonna share Some Thoughts

okay :)))) what the fuck!

first we have his reaction to the question, which. already starts out bad.

the smirk. the significant eye contact. and then LEADING OUT OF IT grinning and saying “that’s pretty obvious, isn’t it?” WHAT

and then chatting with rob about how obvious the answers are. okay. sure. that’s fine. concurring that there is a correct answer.

and then “we all know which one of those guys we’d wanna bang”

you know. that tone of “everyone knows that” seems really familiar to me. I wonder if I can find— oh.

that time a fan told Jensen “you’re very attractive!” and Misha responded by saying “No shit, tell us something we don’t know” yeah y’know that’s fine

"we know who we’d like to see, y’know, offed.. and we all know who would be great around the house!” where have I heard that before. I swear, it’s so famil—oh right it’s from when Misha talked about how much he’d like to bring Jensen home :) (and the time he said he always fixes stuff up when he comes over that I’m too lazy to find the source for right now but I may add later)

“he’s a great prop, and also handy around the house”

haha okay

and then the “Specify!” “Nope.”

gosh all of these things are so familiar. where have I heard that ‘nope’ before? when Jensen reminded him of a story of the real Jensen and Misha that was too much to tell the audience? ok :) yeah that totally makes sense

the thing that gets me most, I think, is the fact that if you take what he says and have any context for it whatsoever (aka you’ve watched more than 2 misha panels or have been in the fandom for a while) he’s saying nearly in plain english “I’d kill Jared” and “I’d marry* Jensen” .. but he REFUSES to say it. he has to keep his mouth shut and not actually say it. but WHY. if there’s only one degree of separation between the ways you are Choosing Not To Say Anything and actually saying it why not just say it :). what about saying it is so secret you have to keep from saying it even when everybody knows what you’re talking about. just wondering.

not to mention the fact that he LITERALLY HAS openly answered fuck, marry, kill questions and said he’d marry Jensen and kill Jared. TWICE. [x]

and the other time he did it on stage and the question was about Sam, Dean, and Cas, but he started talking about Jensen and Jared and trying to come up with a reason to pick Jensen/Dean deliberating between the two despite saying no to marrying Jared (and Jensen responded with “never were wiser words spoken” when he heard about it the next day)

and. “spend a few days with those guys and it becomes crystal clear” and everybody on stage seeming to agree on it (despite the embarrassment at misha being Too Honest).

which. yknow. doesn’t tell us that the clear, unanimous answer for ‘kill’ everyone on stage is talking about is Jared at all. (more than common sense already does)