rhirhiannon:
Girl, do you think you teleported or something during your hibernation? This is Tybee, there’s literally no gossip unless you wanna hear about some poor guy getting evicted by his dick of a landlord because he had 8 cats hidden in his apartment. I’m sure one of the Kardashians has done something gossip worthy tho.
WHAT if I have super powers and I can actually teleport and I just don’t even know it yet? LIT. I actually feel worse for the cats than the guy...like, now they’re homeless and before they were all stuffed into a smelly apartment. Ugh. I guess I have to adopt them all.


















