what i need.

LILIANA: I make an okay soup. It's not a problem. I cook to relax.

LILIANA: Not as much anymore. It still makes me feel good to have a job well done.

LILIANA: Do you? Enjoy your work?

SAM: yeaaaah i kind of am

SAM: chem queen ❤️

SAM: hey, do you know a guy who calls everyone darling?

SAM: he texted me by accident and now we might be drinking wine together 🤷‍♀️

LOLA: Possibly? There’s a dude who bugs your name twin at work.

MAGDALENA: Of course I do! Have you seen your hair?

SABRINA: I wouldn't give me ideas if I were you.

SABRINA: I want an update on your life

OPHELIA: Oh, but having your eternal love is too much of a good offer to pass.

ILANA: Listen.

ILANA: I’ll give it to you.

QUINN: No.

[a few days later]

QUINN: I read your book.

SAM: i can do a demo on you but i'm not sure you'll enjoy it..

KITTY: ew

KITTY: well don't bring crabs into the apartment have fun or wtv

[...]

DOUGIE: I knew you'd have my back. I'm booking the tickets now. First class?

FINN: Thank you! I always knew I could trust you.

FINN: You're right. I'm even pretty certain her mom curses more than me. Maybe I can absolve myself of this guilt.

HARMONY: You’re very welcome!

HARMONY: I’m sure you’ll ruin your child’s life in other ways.

MALLORY: SJSKKSKAKKAJAKLSJAI

[...]

[...]

[...]

MALLORY: SO HERES THE 911

MALLORY: 1.) mew is baby

MALLORY: 2.) dragonite sounds are the asmr i never knew i needed

MALLORY: 3.) mewtwo is fo’ sho an instathot (I LEARNED WHAT A THOT IS PLS BE PROUD)

MALLORY: 4.) my Pokémon team would just be six psyducks

MALLORY: 5.) pikachu is also baby

MALLORY: 6.) ash’s scene hurts even more in cgi

MALLORY: 7.) WHY DIDNT WE HAVE A VIEWING PARTY

MALLORY: 8.) I still dk what daddy means but charizard is daddy

MALLORY: 9.) giovanni can eat dirt

MALLORY: 10.) I CRIED LIKE A LIL BABY BC TURNS OUT I WAS BABY ALL ALONG

BRETT: first of all i’m so proud u can count to 10

[...]

BRETT: MEW IS DEF BABY

BRETT: dragonite is goals in my future life tbh like chunky and living life

BRETT: omg ur a thot i’m so proud

BRETT: that would be the most epic pokémon team ever i’m crying like ur dream is six pokémon who need advil

BRETT: pikachu is the most baby. it’s bc i don’t ever want to be away from you or whatever tf she said

BRETT: IDK IM MAD ABOUT IT let’s have a party

BRETT: charizard is so daddy tbh he’s when i knew i was sexually attracted to pokémon

MADISON: I was really tempted to say do I want 2 of what.... but I know that's not what you're asking

MADISON: You don't even know who I am or what I look like though

ASH: a what

ASH: i thought this was a coffee shop

JUNIPER: sorry, i’m snooping through

JUNIPER: you should go get that mani! can i come with?

ANGIE: some fucked up shit with someone I love

ANGIE: makes me wanna crawl in my bed and die

ANGIE: probably gonna happen that as soon as I get home so sorry about that bby