Anima Sana In Corpore Sano

does anyone have that tweet that's like "talking to the ace hardware employee: gonna remodel an old brownstone by myself can I get the fisher price tool kit and stupid white paint"

THATS EXACTLY IT THANK YOU SO MUCH

and you know what? Maybe I do tag my “blorbos” in a lot of random people’s unrelated posts but I’ve never tagged a man in a post about a woman. Which is why unlike a lot of other people I’m still going to heaven

finding a new doctor. applying for jobs. searching for apartments. messaging used car dealers. getting your health insurance to do their job. getting a pharmacy to do their job. getting the dmv to accept the documents they told you to bring. just listing things they probably make you do in hell

"Going a couple hours without eating a single kind of food? No thanks, I would rather kill a child" is such a wildly horrifying take to see MULTIPLE people proudly stating.

I wonder how many people reblogging this scornfully stopped masking circa 2022 because "the high risk will protect themselves" from covid.

in the club sipping on that shit that makes every steven universe character hate you

Monday humiliation. Tuesday suffocation. Wednesday condescension. Thursday is pathetic. It’s Friday i’m in love

Forget About Your Boyfriend And Meet Me At The Hotel Room. You Can Bring Your Girlfriends And Meet Me At The Hotel Room. We At The Hotel Motel Holiday Inn. We At The Hotel Motel Holiday Inn.

Its sinking in for me how cursed it is that physical data storage/ hard drives are getting so much more expensive for humans because of AI data centers - the means by which we preserve actual digital human art, history and evidence of daily life is becoming scarcer so that a thin facsimile of consciousness can continue generating daemonic hallucinations