Ummmm.......

Boyd: Aw man. *Throws it away*

Isaac: Five second rule!

Erica: Foolish germs, thinking they can stop me!? *Eats it off the floor*

Of course I can! I been wanting to do this for a time ~

Also a little extra of the scene with Charlotte being the mom she is and Tessa… Just questioning every decision in her life.

Freddy Carter as Kaz Brekker

Kit Young as Jesper Fahey

Meanwhile, Greg-the-Henchman, showing off this hot match he just made and his buddy Jake-the-Henchman, who is more up to date on the briefings, just “...Is that the winter soldier.’

Greg Theotherhenchman: Aw dang it, I'm being catfished?

Jake: Do a reverse google image search

Greg: ...I'm not finding it

Jake: Wait

Greg: Wait.

Jake: Is that his actual profile?!

Greg: holy shit, I got swiped on by the Actual Winter Soldier!?! The man hangs out with Captain America and he swiped on me!?!

Jake: He sure did, buddy! Congratulations.

Greg: Wow. The Winter Soldier

Jake: Yeah.

Greg: Crazy.

Jake: Yup. Hey, ask him if Sam Wilson is single for me.

Greg: I'll do it right now. Hes only 20 feet away--

Jake:

Greg:

- done a very exy related version of ‘dancing queen’ by ABBA

- had a sexuality crisis

- spent two hours staring at a ceiling and complaining about how attractive      Jeremy is

- jeremy was right next to him

- tried to play exy backwards

- had a sexuality crisis part two

- flipped andrew off then tripped trying to run away

- practise his version of the Riko Roast in the mirror at 2AM

- the whole team was there, half confused half amused

- he had legit just walked into matt’s dorm and gone into his bathroom to use his mirror 

- tried to beat allison at speed walking in high heels

- tried to beat nicky at speed walking in high heels

- let nicky dress him

- complained about if exy was a person, he could get it

- cue sexuality crisis three as he realised he referred to exy as ‘he’

- cue lecture from renee on assuming gender 

- called neil ginger then tripped while running away

- broke into wymacks apartment at 4AM and woke him up trying to take a shower

- sexuality crisis four when he looked in the mirror and was lowkey attracted

THE VALKYRIES

Gwyn said hoarsely as they moved into the wilderness, the snow mercifully lightening, “You two came looking for me.”

Zuko: oh spirits this is bad. Fuck fuck fuck my father’s going to kill me

Sokka: wtf??? How is this bad for you?? Ur the prince?? Like we’re w/ the avatar obvi this is bad for us but why the fuck are you even in the cell??

Zuko: I’m banished, idiot. By going into fire nation waters I’ve committed treason and greatly disrespected my father! He’ll be furious with me!!

Katara: ur his son I’m sure it won’t be that bad

Zuko: the last time I disrespected him he burned half my face off

Katara and Sokka: *horrified silence*

Sokka: oh my fucking spirits that’s awful

Zuko: what? No it’s not. It was my fault

Sokka:

Katara: *repeatedly under her breath* wtf wtf wtf wtf-

Sokka:

Sokka: zuko I cannot stress enough how much that was not your fault

Zuko: yes it was I spoke out of turn and disrespected him in front of his whole war council. He had every right to punish me how he saw fit, including banishing me

Sokka: he banished and burned half your face off just because you talked out of turn??!?????

Zuko: I mean I insulted one of his generals but the man was planning on sacrificing an untrained unit for no reason! It would have been a massacre! Quit judging me!!

Sokka: tui and la what the fuck

Katara: ok. zuko we’re adopting you now

Zuko: what?? No you’re not???