Super Weenie Hut General

*visibly shaking* i am So Normal about this piece of media you Don’t Even Know

Waiting until marriage is the ultimate form of edging

can u believe they make me work?? ME a precious angel baby girl…. i should only be allowed to be cute and sleep

so fucked up that sean bean’s birth name is shaun bean and he just spells it that way on purpose to be a freak

They had a chance and they fucked it up. He’s just doing what’s right

what if we kissed in my wizard tower... haha jk.... unless??

Sometimes as a woman it’s important for you to wake up late and be alone in the house on a cloudy cold day with your feelings.

high comedy

A bard managed to seduce a dragon and they had an adorable child. Now, as the child has grown up and is entering college, you pay a wisit to your ex to discuss paying tuition fees.

i hate reading biographies about people from the 80s/90s bcuz every chapter is like : they moved to new york they moved to la they moved to england they moved back to new york they moved to portland they moved to mexico. with no steady job & 12$ in their pocket. i can't even "move" to the namebrand peanut butter at target.